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Hey Natasha Blasick, Is Everything OK At Home?

Ghost LoverHollywood actress Natasha Blasick claims to have experienced spectral rape on two occasions.

The Russian-born brunette even hopes her spectral lover returns.

Speaking on UK’s This Morning, she claimed the forced sex first happened when she was home alone and felt an invisible force push her down on her bed and force himself on top of her.

“I felt something entered the room. I couldn’t see anybody. Suddenly I could feel that somebody touching me,” she said

“Their hands were pushing me against my will and then I could feel the weight of their body on top of me but I couldn’t see anybody.

“At first I was very confused then I decided to relax and it was really pleasurable, I really enjoyed it.”

The ghost left – and returned for more a month later

The former model and Mrs World Pageant competitor was interviewed by top Hollywood psychic Patti Negri, who believes in spectrophilia – supernatural sex.

“I’ve got clients worldwide who have had this experience,” Negri said.

Well this story takes the cake. Ghost sex. GHOST SEX. I’m not a fan of calling people crazy but Natasha Blasick is crazy with a capital C. I’m glad we got the Hollywood psychic in this video too. Just rounding up all the nutjobs in one room. My favorite line in this story was “the ghost left – and returned for more a month later.” Well that was nice of the ghost to give Natasha some time to process what just happened. Although judging by the interview she went along with it just fine. If a ghost decided to start having sex with me I can’t say I’d be as relaxed and happy about it. Actually I can say with complete confidence I’d be very upset. I will say this ghost has fantastic taste. Former model, competed in Mrs. World Pageant. This ghost has done this before.

– Ryan

 

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Is ‘Ghost Hunting’ the Greatest Robbery Excuse Ever?

Two ghost-hunting tourists and their guide were mistaken for burglars while exploring an abandoned Civil War-era building.        

According to The Associated Press, police in Pennsylvania are investigating after a police officer mistook two tourists and a tour guide for burglars and arrested them. The officer reportedly passed by an old Civil War-era building in Gettysburg and saw flashlights inside. Thinking he was witnessing a burglary in progress, he went in, handcuffed, searched and detained the three ghost hunters at gunpoint.

It was later confirmed that the tour guide had permission to use the allegedly haunted building for tours.

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I hope all the burglars out there are taking notes. Because apparently the ol’ “hunting for ghosts” story actually works. That’s the best built in excuse ever. Ghost hunters and burglars probably dress the same. I imagine they have similar styles. They both have to be quiet, they both use flashlights and they’re both insane. Now that I think of it ghost hunters and burglars are pretty much indistinguishable from each other. I wonder if Scooby Doo and his band of assholes were actually burglars. If they were, I just discovered the greatest fictional cover up in history. I think i just blew my own mind.

– Ryan

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