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Matt’s Lunch Diaries – Oatmeal Making a Vicious Comeback


Just when I thought I couldn’t stomach another bowl of oatmeal, I have it for lunch and I immediately get pulled back in. Let me bring you back to a few months ago: Oatmeal was on the menu every morning for my breakfast. I had so much oatmeal in a 2 month span that I probably should have died from it. Long story short, I grew tired of it’s taste, it’s texture, and it’s aroma. I couldn’t take it anymore, so oatmeal got the boot…until today. Listen, I don’t want to be made into a liar, the oatmeal was “ok”, at best, for today’s lunch, but when your hungry it doesn’t really matter. This maple brown sugar oatmeal might as well have been a filet today, because when push comes to stomach it doesn’t really matter….I am a sad human being for writing this much about oatmeal.


Just when I thought I was out…..



Nobody Does Sex Diaries Like The Kennedy’s

(Source) Robert F. Kennedy Jr. grappled with what he called his biggest defect — “my lust demons” — while keeping a scorecard of more than two dozen conquests, according to his secret diary.

The thick, red journal was found in their home by his wife, Mary Richardson Kennedy, who, distraught over their impending divorce and Kennedy’s serial philandering, committed suicide last year.

A copy of the 398 pages, reviewed by The Post, details RFK Jr.’s daily activities, speeches, political activism and the lives of his six children in the year 2001. But they also record the names of women — with numbers from 1 to 10 next to each entry.

The codes corresponded to sexual acts, with 10 meaning intercourse, Mary told a confidant. There are 37 women named in the ledger, 16 of whom get 10s.

On Nov. 13, 2001, RFK Jr. records a triple play. The separate encounters — coded 10, 3 and 2 — occur the same day he attended a black-tie fund-raiser at the Waldorf-Astoria for Christopher Reeve’s charity, where he sat next to the paralyzed “Superman” star, magician David Blaine and comic Richard Belzer.

It was a hectic month for Kennedy, who traveled to ­Toronto, Louisiana and Washington, DC — and listed at least one woman’s name on 22 different dates, including 13 consecutive days.

Most women are identified only by first name in the ledger. They include a lawyer, an environmental activist, a doctor and at least one woman married to a famous actor.

A Post reporter who questioned Kennedy Friday about the diary was first met with six seconds of stunned silence.”


JFK banged Marilyn Monroe. RFK also banged Marilyn Monroe. And now RFK Jr. has quite possibly the most intricate sex diary in the history of the world. Number system? Yes. Bible references? Double yes. Spending a month in a Puerto Rican prison so he doesn’t cheat on his wife? Sure, why not. They may have ran the country for most of the 20th century, but this solidfies the fact that the Kennedys are sex crazed maniacs. The black tie event that Kennedy details in his sex diary sounded like one hell of a crazy night. He received a 10, 3 and a 2. My question is if 10 = sex, what the hell are a 2 and a 3? I was under the impression we counted hand jobs, blow jobs and then sex. Are you telling me there are 7 more things I’m missing out on? Enlighten me Bobby Jr. And then get yourself some help.

– Ryan

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