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Dirk Koetter Gets A Promotion – I’m Indifferent

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I honestly wake up every morning forgetting that Lovie Smith isn’t the coach anymore. I didn’t even like him that much, i’m just super forgetful. I guess if we were going to have to pick a new coach…I would have gone with Josh McDaniels, but Koetter is a close second. He seems like him and Winston get a along pretty well, so that’s a good sign. He helped turned the team around from a 29th ranked offense to a 5th ranked offense. He has blonde hair…I don’t know, I don’t have much to say about him. We will have to wait for the season to see how I really feel about him. If he can keep the momentum that Winston built up all year then I think this team will continue to grow.

I can say this, it’s good to have a guy who enjoys visors back in pewter and red.

-Matt

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Welcome To Hell, Chip Kelly #49ers

Chips Ahoy Chip Kelly is the new head coach of the San Francisco 49ers.

Kelly, fired last year at the end of his third season coaching the Eagles, has been hired by the 49ers today.

Although Kelly’s tenure in Philadelphia will be remembered mostly for his disappointing 2015 season, in which he was given full personnel control and didn’t know what to do with it, he did have success in his first two seasons with the Eagles. In San Francisco, G.M. Trent Baalke will pick the players, and Kelly will coach them. Coaching is what Kelly does best.

The first question is whether the quarterback Kelly coaches will be Colin Kaepernick. It appeared that Kaepernick’s tenure in San Francisco was coming to an end when he was benched last season, but Kelly’s offense could be suited to Kaepernick’s skill set, and it’s now possible that Kaepernick could remain.

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Any time you can snag up one of the best coaches on the market, you have to be pleased. So what if he’s a racist and he’s slowly losing his mind. He’s walking into hell, anyway. So maybe being a crazy racist is just what the 49ers need. As much as Jim Tomsula was fun to watch and his mustache was majestic, he was clearly overmatched. The 49ers had a historic overhaul coming into this season, and they performed as well as expected. Now that Kelly realizes he can’t coach AND make all the personnel decisions, maybe he’ll be more grounded and do a better job. The most important question is obviously what do you do with Kaepernick. I was under the impression that he was as good as gone, but he’s a pretty excellent fit for Kelly’s offense. Finally a beacon of hope in what was once a depressing wasteland.

-Ryan

 

Twitter News Weekly – Tim Tebow Supports Ned Stark’s Beheading #TimTebow #GameofThrones

Twitter News Weekly is here a day early for your viewing pleasure! In this week’s episode we talk about the latest from the Tim Tebow/NFL saga, as well as Game of Thrones’ second episode of it’s newest season. Make sure to subscribe to our YouTube page at YouTube.com/TheAverageNobodies.

– The Average Nobodies

Chip Kelly is Insane, and I Love It

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Check out these sideline cards that the eagles use now! Complete controlled chaos on the eagles sidelines.

-MattyV

PS- The Rocky card lets Mike Vick when to start a brawl, right?

 

A Look Inside The Oregon Duck’s New 68-Mil Facility

Chip Kelly is going to want his old job back.

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-MattyV

PS- This puts Bama’s 9-mil facility to shame! Makes them look like broke hillbillys.

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