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It’s All Fun and Games Until Someone Bites Off Your Toe

Source – BOSTON — Police say a woman had her toe bitten off at a New Year’s Eve party in Boston.

Officers responded to a city hospital at about 5 a.m. Wednesday for a report of an apparent assault in which the victim’s little toe on her left foot was bitten off.

The victim told police she made a sexual advance to another woman at the party in the city’s Dorchester neighborhood at about 3 a.m., which upset the other woman’s boyfriend and led to a fight.

Police tell The Boston Globe the party’s host then asked the victim to leave, which led to another fight outside in which the host allegedly bit off the guest’s toe.

The entire episode remains under investigation and no names were released.


Not the ideal way to start off the new year. I’m no Nostradamus but I have a feeling this girl is going to have a horrible 2014. I can’t imagine having another person biting off your pinky toe being a good omen for the new year. This girl probably had a bunch of resolutions about eating healthier and getting into shape. Maybe she was going to take an art class a few days a week to spruce up her apartment. Now she’s just a four toed mutant. The only thing I can think of worse than this is actually being murdered on new years eve. At that point a missing pinky toe would be the least of your worries.

– Ryan

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