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Taking Over a Small Island Would be Easy Peasy

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Sorry I have been absent from the blog today; I was on Prudence Island all morning for my job.  After visiting the small island I have come to realize one thing, I was born to conquer.

As soon as I landed on Prudence, I felt this strong sense of urgency. I looked around, didn’t see another person (other than the people I was with) and decided that if these were different times, Prudence would be mine. I said it before, and I will say it again, I was genetically built to be born during medieval times (click here for my full explanation). I can, and have, survived on my own in the forest (Scout camp) without food and water for extended periods of time. I can make my own shelters (Fort making as a kid). Not to mention I have led thousand’s of people into battle and have won (Age of empires). Taking over and populating a small island? Piece of proverbial cake. All I need is a few sure-handed swordsmen, a castle, wine, and a wench…or two…or three.

For all you out there who say that I am crazy, 3 seasons of Game of Thrones says differently. I have the mind of Tyrian, the strength of Hodor, the muscle tone of lady Brienne, and the devastating good looks of The Hound.

-MattyV

PS- “Your Grace” has a nice ring to it

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