One day you’re a member of one of the most popular bands in the world, the next you’re dying your hair green and pulling off the ‘I’m a drug addict’ look. I’m sure there’s thousands of teenage girls somewhere dying their hair green right now while crying their eyes out, but that’s not what we’re here to talk about. I don’t know why Zayn thought dying his hair green was a good move, but it’s not a great look. Maybe if he had a beautiful ponytail it would look a little better but he’s got a buzz cut. What’s the point of dying your hair with a buzz cut? I do not know, but what I do know is that everything is not ok at Zayn Malik’s home.
If you’ve been on the internet in the last 24 hours, you’ll know that Zayn Malik left One Direction. While that means absolutely nothing to me and most of the population, there are still people who are taking it very badly. One Direction is THE boy band right now, and all their fans are teetering on the brink of insanity as it is, and I’m afraid this story is going to send them over the edge. Here are some sample tweets:
— Boo (@buyi_perez) March 26, 2015
Person: How many members are in One Direction? Me: Five Person: didn’t Zayn le- Me: Five Person: But.. Zay- Me: Five Person: Bu- Me: F I V E
— #zaynweloveyou (@khloeclifford) March 26, 2015
‘Leah did you hea-‘ YES I FUCKING HEARD ABOUT ZAYN GET OUT OF MY FUCKING FACE
— leah. (@_LeahMarieFitz_) March 26, 2015
Zayn means more to me than everything I can’t imagine my life without my life 💔
— Hearts&Flowers&Zayn (@JumeBegum_x1Dx) March 26, 2015
Obviously I can’t relate to any of these people, and I’m sure that One Direction is an important part of their life, but some of this is a little overboard. Zayn related tweets occupy two of the top three trends in the world right now, so obviously a lot of people are affected positively or negatively. He’s one member of a five person group. so I can’t imagine their songs are going to sound a lot different, but in the Internet age, people feel like they’re a lot closer to their favorite celebrities than they actually are. They follow them on Twitter and are friends with them on Facebook and that’s when things get weird. I can only imagine some of the shit that this guy Zayn is hearing from his fans, and if I were him, I’d stay as far away from the spotlight as possible.