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Edna Mackey and Her Workouts Are Taking the World By Storm, But I Gotta Say I’m Not Impressed
I don’t want to sound like an asshole but is this really that impressive? I understand she’s 100 but you have to remember what kind of world we live in. I watched a guy jump out of a spaceship and parachute back into the atmosphere the other day on YouTube. It’s kind of hard to be blown away by an old woman stepping side to side after you’ve seen that. With that said, those three videos combined are more than I’ve worked out for all of 2014. Not sure who says that more about, me or Edna Mackey.
– Ryan
Try Not to Fall in Love With This Christopher Walken Dance Tribute
Thanks internet. Sometimes you’re the best.
– Ryan
Kudos to Huff Post Entertainment.
A Song and Music Video Called “#SELFIE” Exists
I was having such a good life not knowing about this. But this song just had to come on the radio this morning. And now I just hate everything about this world. The fact that people like this are going to be famous or make any semblance of money off of this piece of shit song is infuriating to me. We couldn’t find another guy with long hair to play an acoustic version of a love song on his sitar and give him some airtime? At least he can play an instrument. This literally takes no talent at all and anyone who argues otherwise is wrong. When our civilization eventually collapses and a new species takes over, I really hope they’re still able to watch YouTube, because they need to see this. They need to see the downfall of the music industry, basic integrity and the human race. #SELFIE accomplishes all three. I don’t who or what the Chainsmokers are, but I hope they vanish into thin air. Thanks for ruining my life assholes.
– Ryan
P.S. The Hoff went down about 5 million pegs in my book. I’d rather see him hate eating a cheeseburger off the floor than watch him in this video.
Happy St. Patrick’s Day From Our Favorite Person in the World – Rob Ford
When I woke up this morning I knew there was going to be a video of Rob Ford. I would’ve bet my entire life on it. Drinking holiday’s are Rob Ford’s specialty. And here it is. Want to know the genius of Rob Ford? One of the first videos leaked of him, which really put him on the crazy train map, was of him smoking crack. Now every other video, whether he’s steamrolling old ladies or sweating up a storm after a night of drinking, seem tame. I watched this video and thought nothing of it. Just a guy on the town getting his drink on for St. Paddy’s Day. I honestly would have been upset if I knew Rob Ford didn’t celebrate this holy day like only Rob Ford can: a lot of alcohol, maybe a little crack, and literally tons of fun. Keep doing you, Bobby.
– Ryan
Jim Harbaugh Casually Doing Pushups With a Walrus
This is why I respect the hell out of Jim Harbaugh. Is he insane? Yes. But show me another man on this earth that can get that type of effort out of a walrus. I’m no scientist but Walrus’s seem like naturally lazy animals. I can’t imagine they spend their free time jumping out of the water and doing pushups. But when Jim Harbaugh is around he’s about one thing and one thing only: maximizing potential. That walrus probably saw Harbaugh coming and knew from the look in his eyes that it was pushup time. Most of us spend our vacations relaxing and drinking mojitos. Jim Harbaugh spends his vacations doing pushups with sea creatures. Game. Set. Psycho.
– Ryan
The New Anti-Smoking Commercial is Disturbing, But Not For the Reasons You May Think
You want to know the most disturbing thing about that commercial? The reaction of the woman behind the register. You just saw someone tear a piece of their face off to pay for a pack of smokes and your reaction is “take care”? Is this a normal occurrence for this woman? Does she see a lot of face peeling at her job? I need answers, and I need them now. This commercial doesn’t make me hate cigarettes, it makes me never want to go into a convenience store again.
– Ryan
If You Haven’t Yet Please Subscribe to the “Late Night with Seth Meyers” Youtube Channel
His show hasn’t even started yet and i’m hooked!
-Matt
FYI – The first episode is tonight! So fetch.
Somebody Give This Pizza Delivery Guy a Raise
If third story pizza throwing ever becomes an Olympic sport, we know where to look for a team captain. Love the dedication. Love the effort.
– Ryan
