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Even Brazzers Wants to Support The New Day #WWE

Brazzers, who is usually preoccupied with trying to lure Dolph Ziggler into the porn industry, took a break from that to send a little shout out to the most entertaining characters on WWE TV, New Day. Now Brazzers doesn’t exactly fit into WWE’s PG image, but hey, if one of the greatest porn companies in the world is going to shout you out on Twitter while making a ‘clap’ joke, you have to count that as a win. If the Attitude Era ever gets reignited, I know who the WWE’s main sponsor should be.

-Ryan

The WWE May Have To Change The Name Of A New Divas Stable Because It’s The Same As A Porn Website

SSAs noted, WWE has given Paige, Becky Lynch and Charlotte the “Submission Sorority” name for their stable. WWE did not do proper research and quickly found out that this is the same name of an adult website.

There’s talk of changing the group name to The Submission Sisters. The idea of calling them the Horsewomen was also thrown around but that could be seen as stepping on Ronda Rousey‘s toes.

When they said the name on Raw, I knew I heard the name ‘submission sorority’  before, and now it’s making sense. It’s safe to assume a porno website with sorority girls inserting various objects into each other doesn’t fit into WWE’s PG image, so expect this name to change by next week’s Raw. It’s fun for the internet to make fun of Vince and his writers for being out of touch, but this is a perfect example. Also, can we just have women’s wrestling without all the girly girl stuff? Do they have to be a sorority? Can’t they just be bad asses who will rip your arms and legs off? Let the Bella’s be sorority sisters. I want Charlotte spearing people and Becky Lynch tearing off people’s arms and beating them with it.

-Ryan

WrestleMania 30 is This Sunday You Guys

I was going to title this post “WrestleMania XXX is this Sunday” but I had a feeling it would attract the wrong crowd. Either way, it’s a big YES. The card is stacked, and of course we can’t help but snoop on the spoiler sites and read all the HUGE names that are in town for a possible appearance. If you love wrestling and will be watching Sunday, jump on over to Twitter and follow us @averagenobodies. We’ll be drinking a lot of Steveweisers and tweeting along with all the action. Have a great weekend everybody.

– The Average Nobodies

P.S. We were at the Raw in the GIF above. No big deal.

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