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SNL & Broad City Writer Chris Kelly Is Schooling Homophobes & Idiots On Twitter Right Now

Chris Kelly is a writer for SNL and Broad City, which automatically catapults him up to the very top of my list of favorite people on this Earth. His twitter could literally just be him tweeting out pictures of sand and I’d love it because he’s a writer for two of my favorite shows and sometimes that’s enough. Instead of tweeting pictures of sand, Chris took it upon himself to teach a grammar lesson or two to the truly moronic section of twitter that finds it necessary to tweet the word ‘faggot’ out to the world. I don’t like being one to assume things but if you’re using that word in the year 2015 you are not only a piece of shit, but you are also probably an idiot. Case in point: it seems like a lot of people tweeting about ‘faggots’ don’t even know how to spell the word correctly. Hey Universe: if you’re going to spew your ignorance out on social media, at least use spell check. Chris Kelly for the win!

– Ryan

Shia LaBeouf’s New Years Resolution Was Apparently To Be Insane

Source – As if his numerous apologies weren’t enough, Shia LaBeouf has now written his message in the sky.

The 27-year-old actor hired a skywriting company to spell out in block letters ‘I AM SORRY DANIEL CLOWES’ in the skies above Los Angeles.

It follows a month of increasingly wordy apologies, following the Transformer’s star’s admitted plagiarism of the cartoonist’s graphic novel.

So profuse have the apologies become, that they could be considered to be making fun of his critics. Further complicating matters, some of Shia’s apologies seem to be plagiarized also.

‘You have my apologies for offending you for thinking I was being serious instead of accurately realizing I was mocking you,’ he tweeted on Tuesday, sounding more trite than contrite.

The tweet was similar to a May article in in which a pro-life advocate mocked pro-choice supporters in nearly the same words.

He also apologized to the cartoonist using the same language employed by porn star Mr. Marcus after he was busted in 2012 for knowingly exposing co-stars to syphilis and also has cribbed apologies from Eliot Spitzer, Russell Crowe and Yahoo Answers, according to Entertainment Weekly.

The apologetic messages came after the actor earlier this month released his 12-minute short film starring Jim Gaffigan, but quickly pulled it after allegations of plagiarism arose.

Contrite or trite? Shia LaBeouf apologized again on Wednesday to graphic artist Daniel Clowes for stealing from his work without attribution

What the hell is wrong with Shia LaBeouf? In this day and age, is plagiarizing the dumbest thing someone can do? If you plagarize there is a 1000% chance you’ll get caught. Anyone in the world can type in your script and see if it was used before. Which is probably exactly what happened. To make matters worse, he’s plagiarizing apologies and writing sky notes. Basically telling everyone to s his d and he doesn’t give a shit what everyone thinks. Perfect way to start the new year and change everyone’s already horrible opinion of you. Although I’m absolutely stealing the sky writing move for the next time I do something dumb. Semi power move.

– Ryan

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