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Did the Red Sox Win The World Series Last Night? And Were The Average Nobodies There To Witness History?

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Yes they did. Yes we were.

What a season. From 69-93 to 108-70, and champions of the baseball world. I wrote last week about the power of sports to heal people, and cities, in a time of need. The 2013 Boston Red Sox went beyond that. They put their hands on our collective shoulders and assured us, just like in that famous Bob Marley song that accompanies every Victorino plate appearance, that everything was going to be alright. No stat chatter needed today. Simply stated, I’ve never had more fun watching a team, and I’ll never forget the feeling of pure joy I felt when Koji fittingly got that final strikeout. I’ve never high fived so many strangers, and it’s never felt so right. Now, there’s only one thing left do. Freddie, take it away..

– The Average Nobodies

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Shipping Up For Game 6

This afternoon The Average Nobodies are shipping up to Boston to watch game six of The World Series from a bar outside of Fenway! We will keep you updated by way of vines (@averagenobodies), tweets (@averagenobodies), and videos (youtube.com/theaveragenobodies)! The Nobodies and Boston are in for one hell of a night!

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GO SOX!

-MattyV

Ultimate Showdown – Wally vs. Fred The Bird

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Looks like we have ourselves a little mascot wager. Can’t wait to see what Fred looks like with a beard.

-MattyV

PS- Ryan says: “PostCards. Cool name….NOT”

Defining “Showmanship”, One Elbow Drop at a Time

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No one captures a crowd’s attention like Mr. Ric Flair

-MattyV

PS- The kids in the Little League World Series need to step up their celebrations. Acting like a good sport is so 2010. I wanna see some fines thrown their way.

So Grosse Point Woods-Shores Is Going To Win The Little League World Series

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Might as well just hand Michigan the title now, because apparently Andre The Giant has risen from the grave and now plays little league baseball. 6’2, 200 pounds at 12 years old seems unfathomable. A little league mound is 45 feet away, which means his hand could basically tickle your chin after he releases the ball. In his first qualifying game, Lorkowski struck out 10 batters and hit two home runs. Ya don’t say? That’s what happens when you let a monster play with children. The monster wins.

– Ryan

P.S. I’ll give credit where credit is due. Swag Daddy is a cool ass nickname.

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