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Jimmy Fallon & The Rock Are The Fungo Brothers In This ‘Tonight Show’ Sketch

The Rock stopped by ‘The Tonight Show’ to promote his new Hercules movie coming out this Friday, and naturally they got into some sketch comedy. The Fungo Brothers isn’t my favorite sketch of all-time, but it’s cool to see celebrities be game to spoof themselves, even though The Rock has done that his entire career in the wrestling ring. Someone needs to write a strongly worded letter to YouTube telling them Dwayne Johnson doesn’t exist. He’s The Rock. Past, present, future. Also, I watched these videos out of context from the show, but why is The Rock pulling an FDR with a blanket over his legs at the beginning of the second video? Not a cool impression, Dwayne.

– Ryan

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Edna Mackey and Her Workouts Are Taking the World By Storm, But I Gotta Say I’m Not Impressed

I don’t want to sound like an asshole but is this really that impressive? I understand she’s 100 but you have to remember what kind of world we live in. I watched a guy jump out of a spaceship and parachute back into the atmosphere the other day on YouTube. It’s kind of hard to be blown away by an old woman stepping side to side after you’ve seen that. With that said, those three videos combined are more than I’ve worked out for all of 2014. Not sure who says that more about, me or Edna Mackey.

– Ryan

Richard Branson, Please Revoke Bieber’s Space Ticket!

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Does this look the the type of person you want to fly in your spaceship? NO. The answer, Mr. Branson, is NO. This kid has been all over the news lately. Banging Brazilian whores, punching DJ’s in the face, and even having his security detail carry him around the Great Wall. Is this the type of person you want representing your company on Virgin Galactic? Consider me for the spot on the shuttle and I will make you proud. Here’s a quick recap of my credentials.

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  • Bay saver
  • Class president
  • Blogger
  • Amateur comedian
  • Black belt
  • Professional fake wrestler
  • Movie quoter
  • Well-dressed (not in this picture, but i do own a suit)
  • I can shotgun a beer in <2 seconds

If that doesn’t scream “get this kid into space”, then I don’t know what does.

-MattyV

If The Flo Doesn’t Whip My Ass Into Shape Then Nothing Will

Talk about the ultimate workout. Forget about P90X and Insanity. I think it’s time the world is reintroduced to The Flo. Literally the most grueling workout I’ve ever witnessed. I’m actually surprised YouTube even allows this video to exist, because it should be illegal to be allowed to get into this good of shape. The best thing about The Flo workout is that it also doubles as a do it yourself exercise. Just find any object that is able to hold water and swing it around your head continuously for hours. On a scale of 1-12 how insane are the people in this workout in real life? I say 104. No one in their right mind is volunteering for this video and actually believing that The Flo is going to work. Either way, I’m trying it out. As the saying goes, if The Flo can’t get you into shape, then you’re just a lazy piece of shit.

– Ryan

P.S. We shouldn’t wonder why so many people are obese when this and prancercising were actual workouts in the 90’s.

The Rock is Owning The Video Feature on Instagram

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Last week Instagram announced that the app would now include a new video feature, where users could post 12 second video’s in lieu of a still photo. Its barely been two days since Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson has been posting video’s, but its already clear that he’s taking over. His early morning workouts are frightening. The guy has superhuman strength and watching his chest exercises make me feel like less of a man. Id love to say he’s giving me motivation, but I know deep in my tiny black heart that no amount of his feats of strength video’s will be enough to get me in a gym. For now, I’ll be like the millions…and millions of Rock fans who continue to be entertained by the “Great One”. His official instagram is TheRock.

– Ryan

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