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It’s Time To Play ‘Bruce Jenner Or A Woman’

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My first thought was a woman, but nope, that’s Bruce Jenner, looking as fabulous as ever. I’m not inside Bruce’s head, but all signs point to him wanting to be a woman. I’m sure if he was an average Joe this would be a much easier decision, but since he’s an former Olympian turned reality TV star, it’s not as simple. With that said, he already looks like a woman, and not just a little bit. I honestly thought this was a soccer mom when I first saw the pictures. Now he’s rocking the earrings and the pony tail too. I think it’s time he goes all the way and has the sex change. It’s time to be comfortable in your own skin, Brucey boy. Just an FYI, whenever we play this game, it will always be Bruce Jenner in the pictures.

– Ryan

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Jennifer Lawrence Named Sexiest Woman in the World – Ya Don’t Say?

In other news, the sky is blue, the grass is green and pills are good. At 23, I can’t see Jennifer Lawrence relinquishing the crown anytime soon. Shine on.

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– Ryan

So Bruce Jenner is Actually Turning Into a Woman

Surgery: A source claimed to The National Enquirer at the time that the 64-year-old former Olympian had undergone surgery to reduce the appearance of his Adam's Apple

A picture is worth a thousand words. And apparently Kris Jenner is so awful to be with that she makes you want to be a woman. An elegant, jump suit wearing woman.

– Ryan

I’ll Give You One Guess Why I Want To See ‘The Other Woman’

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It rhymes with mate gluptons loobs. Ok it’s Kate Upton’s boobs. If Kate Upton is in a bikini I’m there. I stuck through 90 minutes of The Three Stooges just for the pool scene where she’s the lifeguard. When beauty presents itself, you give it your full attention.

P.S. How about Jamie Lannister being able to regenerate his hand? Weird, wild stuff.

The Woman Who Woke Up Sounding Chinese. Wait. What?

When Sarah Colwill, 38, was hospitalized for an intense migraine in 2010, she awoke to an astounding sound—her voice.

Her familiar English accent had been replaced by what sounded like a poor impression of a Chinese person, leaving doctors scratching their heads.

Her predicament was a side effect of a rare neurological condition called Foreign Accent Syndrome.

Colwill is one of just 150 confirmed cases ever of FAS, according to the Independent. The condition is most often caused by damage to the brain brought on by a stroke or traumatic brain injury, UT Dallas reports.

In a new BBC documentary ‘The Woman Who Woke Up Chinese,’ which aired Tuesday, Colwill’s life with an alien voice proves to be less like an episode of Summer Heights High and more like a nightmare. -BBC

I know a scam when I see one, and this, ladies and gentlemen, is a scam. Foreign Accent Syndrome? They should just probably change it to “I don’t wanna sound like me anymore disease”. One minute she is having tea and scrumpets, then next she is singing ‘Deck The Halls’ like the people at the end of A Christmas Story. Let me explain how this worked. Lady got a super crazy migraine from hearing herself speak, decided to ditch the british accent and go absolutely rogue. Not sure why she went Chinese, but hey it’s working out for her. She is pretty good at it and will only get better in time. Personally I would have went full language change. Just start speaking the little Spanish I know over and over again until I pick up new words and develop a beast of a vocabulary. Change your accent all you want hunny, but don’t start crying Chinese wolf on us. You and the 150 other cases in the world just need to own up to what you’re doing. No one will hate you for it.

-MattyV

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