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Cheap Plug Alert – Puro Sound Labs Free Headphone Giveway


The Average Nobodies wear many hats, and one of those hats is helping our friend’s headphones company out on social media. The company is called Puro Sound Labs, and they specialize in ‘Healthy Ears’ headphones and in-ear monitors. Simply put, they create headphones that limit the volume for you, so unlike most other headphones you use, they don’t damage your hearing. It’s a great company with a solid product, and they’re currently running a pretty spectacular Facebook sweepstakes.

It’s shockingly easy to enter, and honestly, who doesn’t enjoy winning free stuff while also doing minimal work? All you have to do is go to and check out the contest post on the top of the page. All the entry requirements and prizes are in the post. Unless you’re great great grandfather was killed by a gang of headphones, you’d be silly not to participate.


The Worst Son In The World Pranked His Mother To Make Her Believe She Won The Powerball

SikeA celebration broke out at a California nursing home after a worker was told she was one of the Powerball winners — but it turned out to be a prank, relatives said Thursday.

The heartwarming story unraveled hours after a manager at the Park Avenue Health & Wellness Center in Pomona told reporters the staffer was a newly-minted millionaire.

David Levy, the nursing home’s administrator, said the facility was abuzz Wednesday night after the woman received a call from her son saying she was the winner.

Not Funny

Pranks in general are kind of an out dated move. When ‘Punk’d’ was popular it was fun to watch celebrities get pranked and then freak out, but this one is just downright mean. It’s especially mean because the pranker is the one person this woman probably trusts more than anyone, her no good son. I’m more upset with people still pranking other people in the year 2016 than I am the actual terribleness of this story, but imagine being this poor woman. She works at a nursing home dealing with old people shitting themselves all day, and then out of the blue her loving son calls her to tell her she’s going to be a millionaire and will never have to work a day in her life. Suddenly all that hard work was worth it, and she’s rewarded for a lifetime of giving. And then BOOM. Pranked. By her SON. Safe to say this lady is not going to have a fun weekend.


Rihanna is the Female Version of Drake, Parties With the German Soccer Team After Their World Cup Victory


Rihanna is such a HUGE Germany fan. The only credit she gets is that tweeted out a weirdly photo shopped picture of herself in a German flag bikini before the game. Other than that, I never really understood this outlook. Drake does the same thing with the NBA. He’s from Toronto, where he can be seen sitting courtside lint rolling his pants because if I’m a player on the Raptors THAT’S who I want rooting me on. But then he goes to the All Star game in a Lebron jersey or has weekly tea and scrumpet’s dates with Dwight Howard and Kevin Durant. Drake must’ve rubbed off on Rihanna (you’re welcome) because she’s rooted for just about every team in the World Cup. On her twitter she’s rooted for the Netherlands, Belgium, France, USA and Germany. I can understand not having a dog in the race and just kind of having fun, but where is the loyalty? It can’t be fun just rooting on whatever team advances to the next round. Rooting for a team that breaks your heart makes you who you are. It’s the beauty of sports, which makes the winning part that much more fun. Maybe Rihanna has figured out some sort of sports fan loophole, but I think you should stick to your guns. I’m sure the German soccer team would’ve partied with her no matter what team she rooted for. Lucky sons of bitches.

– Ryan



And Your Royal Rumble Winner is….Batista

d13dcbf31618fee12327a1a6b0fdadf4I could not be happier with the results of the Royal Rumble. Maybe it’s because I enjoy seeing The Animal tear people part and maybe it’s because I won a smooth $100 dollars yesterday, because of him. Either way I think Batista highlighting Wrestlemania is a good move. He clearly needs to shake some rust off, but once he does I can see a dynamite match in our future. I can see it now: Batista vs Orton with HHH in Ortons corner and Flair behind  Batista. Do they have history? Yes they do.




Be our 100th Follower!

Our Twitter account, @AverageNobodies, is just about to reach 50 followers! For only starting the twitter account a couple weeks ago we consider this a huge win. However, we want to continue to grow our twitter acount and blog, so become our 100th Twitter follwer and get a special shout out here on the blog and in our weekly web series, This Week In Twitter (Name subject to change)

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