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Chinese Walmarts Are Really Splitting Hairs These Days

Source – Wal-Mart Stores Inc., the world’s largest retailer, has recalled donkey meat sold at some outlets in China after tests showed the product contained the DNA of other animals, the US company said.

Wal-Mart will reimburse customers who bought the tainted “Five Spice” donkey meat and is helping local food and industry agencies in eastern Shandong province investigate its Chinese supplier, it said late on Wednesday in official posts on China’s Twitter-like Weibo. The Shandong Food and Drug Administration earlier said the product contained fox meat.

The scandal could dent Wal-Mart’s reputation for quality in China’s $1 trillion food and grocery market where it plans to open 110 new stores in the next few years. China is the largest grocery market in the world and is set to grow to $1.5 trillion by 2016, according to the Institute of Grocery Distribution.

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Donkey meat. Fox meat. Human meat. What’s the difference? If you’re shopping for “five spice” donkey meat at a Walmart in China getting some fox meat mixed in there is the least of your worries. Apparently people who eat donkey meat are very picky. Walmart wants to throw some other animal DNA in there and all of a sudden there’s a huge uproar. Have you seen some of the stuff they sell at Chinese Walmarts? Crocodiles, rib cages, turtles. If you’re going in there looking for food you have to expect the worst. Tis’ the life of a Chinese Walmart shopper.

– Ryan

Is Hiding in a Kmart and Huffing 16 Cans of Air Duster a Wake Up Call?

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He told police he’d been “huffin.'” Robert Pry faces commercial burglary, theft, and other charges stemming from analleged inhalants binge. Pry was discovered passed out in the storage room of a Jonesboro, Ark., Kmart on the morning of Sept. 1. The 21-year-old was found “covered in vomit and urine” with 16 empty cans of air duster nearby. When police arrived at the scene, Pry reportedly told officers that he’d hid out in the store until it closed, then found the air duster and “huffed all night long.” As Gawker pointed out, the 16-can binge was preceded by a self-financed inhalants romp at Walmart. Police found several more empty cans of duster in a truck that Pry said he’d borrowed from a friend. The man told police he’d spent $100 on duster at Walmart, and staged the alleged burglary at Kmart after he’d ran out. According to the police, Pry said he was “addicted to huffing.” No kidding.  -Huff Post
 

So Rob spends a Benjamin on huffers at the local Walmart, inhales all of them, and stumbles over to the Kmart to steal some more. Obviously, he felt hiding out in the store and pissing all over himself was, in the end, a better option than committing to the elaborate heist that i’m sure he had planned out in his head. When he got caught he cried   “addicted to huffing”.

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Check out this guy, addicted to huffing!

I like to smell things as much as the next guy, but you don’t see me passed out in the back of a Yankee Candle with piss all over my pants, do you? Get your shit together Robert..if that is your real name!

-MattyV

My Trip to Walmart

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I was having a rough day and needed to remove myself from reality, so I grabbed my keys and went to the local Walmart. If there is one place to make me feel better about my life, it’s the Walmart in Providence.

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Overalls? I have been looking for a pair for YEARS now.
Figures Walmart runs the monopoly on denim overalls in the greater Providence area.

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You never find this good of a selection of denim in the North East. Never.

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$20 velcro sneakers? I’ll take two!

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Can never have too many Jesus candles, and they’re on sale!

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I call this “The Movies Who Were Robbed an Oscar” DVD combo pack.
(AKA The Rob Schneider Master Collection)

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Gotta love the flask selection at checkout. Not one size, two sizes.
Possible 3, but they were sold out. 8oz. flasks must be hot in the streets right now

-MattyV

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