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Is This The Jam of The Summer?

The answer is YES!

And here’s the NSFW,BDWCOLWYGHAAA (Not suitable for work, but definitely worth checking out later when you get home and are alone) Version.

You’re very welcome,

-Sean Lite-

Credit goes out to my beautiful girlfriend Molly C.

Hockey Players Just Got Knocked Off The ‘Toughest Athlete’ Throne

The English Shin-Kicking championships have been stealing the hearts and captivating the dreams of Englanders for 401 years.

This video begs the question. Who’s tougher? Hockey players or shin-kickers? I think I have to go with shin-kickers, I mean straw for padding? That just isn’t enough to prevent pain, and to do this round after round? Anyone can withstand a punch to the face or a skate blade to the neck it takes true mettle to endure shin kicks. Respect.

-Sean Lite-

P.S. This should be an olympic sport, the summer olympics needs something to compete with curling in the winter olympics. (can’t wait)

Brad Pitt Got His Start as Ricky the Masturbator

Just kidding but that’d be even more hilarious.

-Sean Lite-

P.S. Him just staring at the ceiling is the stuff of nightmares.