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Damn it Feels Good to Be a Mavs Fan
What a day to be a Maverick fan. Dirk hits a buzzer beater at Madison Square Garden to beat the Knicks, we’re on a three game winning streak, we won the NBA title in 2011 and Mark Cuban is handing out plaques to the best fans in the world for being season ticket holders. Suck on that, Raptors.
A proud season ticket holder since 2000! Thanks @mcuban for the metal commemorative plaque. #14years #MFFL #gomavs pic.twitter.com/uAGx4gplEI
— matt burke (@matt8urke) February 25, 2014
Mark knows how to take care of his season ticket holders! #MFFL @dallasmavs @mcuban pic.twitter.com/tkbIVtIaLk
— ❤Gina❤ (@GinaMarie083) February 25, 2014
Look at what just arrived! Proud to be a #MFFL since 1980! @dallasmavs @mcuban @swish41 @matrix31 pic.twitter.com/phPUMhsUxT
— Julie (@realityjulie) February 21, 2014
– Ryan
I’m Not Entirely Sure Steve Smith Knows How Twitter Works
Steve Smith you rascal. Everyone knows Steve Smith is good at two things: talking trash and impregnating women. Notice how I didn’t put “using Twitter” on that short list? That’s because Steve Smith apparently has no idea how it works. Either that or he’s oddly obsessed with himself, which now that I think about is a plausible explanation. Only true ballers @ themselves and hash tag their own name all while humble bragging our faces off. Steve Smith is having sex, guys, and he wants the world to know.
Twitter News Weekly – Ray Rice, Jimmy Fallon, Guardians of the Galaxy
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-The Average Nobodies
I Wanna Be Best Friends with Chrissy Teigen
And by best friends I mean passionate lovers. She’s a swimsuit model, she’s one of the funniest people on Twitter and she’s a swimsuit model. That’s why we in the business call a triple threat. Plus she’s married to John Legend and best friends with Erin Andrews and Brooklyn Decker. Imagine those sexy parties? That’s something I need to be apart of. With my ability to consume alcohol and rapist wit, I’d fit in in no time. Hey Chrissy, if you’re out there, let Uncle Ryan into your inner circle. It’ll be the worst decision of your life.
– Ryan
Happy Valentines Day From the Saddest People on the Internet
Valentine’s Day girls will be divided into three types: some will cry, others take a picture of their bouquets, and I’ll eat
— Tanya Pisareva (@Tanya100998) February 14, 2014
This Valentine´s day just remember… Roses are red and violets are blue, but beer costs less tha a dinner for two
— José Pablo Ladrón (@Leidron) February 14, 2014
this is definitely the worst Valentine’s Day ever.
— faith (@faithforsythe9) February 14, 2014
@Harry_Styles happy Valentine’s day Harry love you ♥
— soon kebab (@st_plewska) February 14, 2014
If you’re wishing your “love” a Happy Valentine’s Day on Facebook I’m just going to assume you’re desperate for attention & sleeping alone.
— Heather Saffer (@HeatherCupcakes) February 14, 2014
Fuck Valentine’s day, The Walking Dead returns TONIGHT!!!
— Mrs. Slade (@InProgNito) February 14, 2014
– The Average Nobodies
Tech Thursday is Back – The Leaked iPhone 6
Has Apple finally caught up with the times? Are they finally going to ditch the tiny screen and go big? From these leaked pics it looks like it!
-Matt
CM Punk Took a Nose Dive On My Favorite Wrestlers List
For those of you not up on recent WWE happenings, CM Punk, the self proclaimed “best in the world”, has up and quit the WWE. Just straight walked out on operations the day after the Royal Rumble. Took his ball and went home, ala Stone Cold. No reason for it and, publicly, nobody has heard from him since. Past issues with Punk leads me to believe that he wasn’t happy with how the company was using him, and you know what, Punk? If that is the reason then you need to seriously reevaluate your situation. Between 2012 and 2013 nobody, and I mean nobody, was bigger in the WWE than CM Punk and his loud mouth manager, Paul Heyman. CM Punk owned the squared 
circle. Girls wanted him and guys wanted to be him. Somehow he thought that changed in the past few months. Got news for ya, it didn’t. Go ahead and replay any WWE event since Punk’s departure. “CM Punk” chants can be heard throughout the night, and to be honest it is ruining some of the best programming WWE has put on in years. Fans need to realize this is the fault of the WWE. WWE didn’t show Punk the door, neither did they want to, Punk walked out all on his own. Say what you will about Batista’s win at the Rumble, but HHH and Vince, like always, have a pulse on whats going on with the WWE Universe.
From what is rumored, Vince has been meeting with Punk. Which is gracious on his part. I would have told Punk to go fuck himself. Punk fell way off my list after this stunt.
-Matt
PS- What are you going to do? Go wrestle for TNA? Only a matter of time before you shoot a funeral home promo. That’s when you know you’ve hit pro-wrestling rock bottom.
What the Hell is Elizabeth Hurley’s Problem?
Source – Model Elizabeth Hurley has taken to Twitter to deny a tabloid report that she had an affair with President Bill Clinton while he was still in office, calling it “ludicrously silly” and “totally untrue.”
Ludicrously silly stories about me & Bill Clinton. Totally untrue. In the hands of my lawyers. Yawn.
— Elizabeth Hurley (@ElizabethHurley) February 5, 2014
In this situation I understand if the man or woman involved goes into “deny, deny, deny” mode, because you don’t want your dirty laundry being aired for all the world to see. But in this case, if I’m Elizabeth Hurley, and I have the honor bestowed upon me of sleeping with ol’ Billy boy, I’m accepting that like an Oscar (which she’ll never get. ZING). Even if it didn’t happen, you go with it. William Jefferson Clinton is the definition of a horn dog, who just so happened to also be President of the United States. So live a little, Liz. Worst comes to worst you’re Eskimo sisters with Monica Lewinski.
– Ryan
