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Hacksaw Jim Duggan is My Favorite/The Craziest Person on Twitter
shoulda packed more 2x4s #HOOOOOOO #tbt
— Hacksaw Jim Duggan (@OfficialHacksaw) May 22, 2014
Made it to Labrador, seen so far-6 Caribou, 2 moose, 1 black bear, many white rabbits
— Hacksaw Jim Duggan (@OfficialHacksaw) May 22, 2014
He definitely loves ice.
Then we have to follow The Ice Breaker smashing through the ice!!!!!!! http://t.co/TDVowivq9V
— Hacksaw Jim Duggan (@OfficialHacksaw) May 21, 2014
Then “The Ice Field” !!!! http://t.co/NvuW4984lB
— Hacksaw Jim Duggan (@OfficialHacksaw) May 21, 2014
First 1 iceberg, then http://t.co/ONf5mj2lt1
— Hacksaw Jim Duggan (@OfficialHacksaw) May 21, 2014
Ferry 3hr late , due to ICEBERGS !!!!
— Hacksaw Jim Duggan (@OfficialHacksaw) May 21, 2014
Love me some Hacksaw. Every time I see a tweet pop up from him I know I’m about to be entertained. WWE superstars are just natural performers, whether it be in the ring or on social media. It also helps that Hacksaw has been portraying this character so long that I’m pretty sure he IS Hacksaw Jim Duggan now. There’s no separating the man and the performer, they have blended into one. Now if we can just get Hacksaw and Gary Busey on a podcast talking shop I can die happy.
-Ryan
Hey Pat Sajack – Is Everything Alright at Home?
I now believe global warming alarmists are unpatriotic racists knowingly misleading for their own ends. Good night.
— Pat Sajak (@patsajak) May 20, 2014
Hey global warming deniers, how good does it feel to have PAT SAJACK on your side? I guess I can understand the unpatriotic part, but the racist part is baffling. Do you think Pat Sajack knows what global warming is? Does he think it’s some kind of propaganda scientists created to destroy minorities? I really have no problem with this tweet. I think it’s hilarious, and there are plenty of people who deny global warming and climate change and that’s their prerogative. What I don’t like is when someone comes out against climate change, get’s called out, then backs off.
Sometimes it’s fun to poke a stick in a hornets’ nest just to hear the buzzing.
— Pat Sajak (@patsajak) May 20, 2014
Do you want to know why most uninformed people tend to support people who claim climate change is real? It’s because when they are called out for their views, they back it up with FACTS. When global warming/climate change deniers are called out for their views, they claim it’s all in good fun. Have some balls, Pat. I’ll be watching the Wheel of Fortune on mute from now. That’ll show you.
– Ryan
Twitter News Weekly – Godzilla!
Godzilla was so god damn good we decided to dedicate this week’s Twitter News Weekly to it. Enjoy/share the video and have a monster weekend everybody.
– The Average Nobodies
The Iron Sheik Responds to Vince Young Getting Cut from the Browns, Michael Sam Getting Drafted
The Johnny Football tell the Vince Young to Johnny GO FUCK YOURSELF GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE CLEVELAND
— The Iron Sheik (@the_ironsheik) May 12, 2014
First, let me say that I am LOVING the Sheik’s new Twitter pic. Just absolutely screams “i’m a psycho, don’t fuck with me”. Secondly, I don’t know where Sheik is getting his facts but I highly doubt that is what Johnny Football said to Vince Young his first day in the NFL. I think Sheik is wrong, however, I would never tell him this because I am afraid he might hunt me down and put me in the camel clutch…actually, I might just delete this post.
The Michael Sam professional athlete. I don’t give a fuck if he the gay or the real. I respect him for he play with the heart
— The Iron Sheik (@the_ironsheik) May 12, 2014
Just when you think old Sheiky Baby is only out for blood in his tweets he goes and backs Michael Sam. Michael Sam, for those of you who don’t know and live under rocks, is the first openly gay NFL athlete. Sheik approves, so that means you have to approve too, or else you end up like Marshall Henderson, next up on the Sheik’s hit list. Don’t be Marshall Henderson
Marshall Henderson you watch your fucking dumb jabroni mouth before i beat the fuck out of you and your father. Respect the Michael Sam
— The Iron Sheik (@the_ironsheik) May 12, 2014
-Matt
Adam Silver Missed The Boat By Not Having Donald Sterling Attend Michael Scott’s Diversity Day Training
A lifetime ban and a $2.5M fine might be OK with some people but not for me. Donald Sterling might not own an NBA team anymore but we’re ignoring the root of the problem: he’s an admitted, proud racist. Fining him pocket change and banning him from the sport in which 80% of the players are people he hates probably isn’t going to change his views, but sending him to Diversity Day training with Michael Scott will. It’s the ultimate cure all for racists of all kinds. I really hope Adam Silver adds a diversity day provision into this ruling. Donald Sterling needs it. America needs it. I need it.
– Ryan
Hot Diggity Dog: Charlize Theron & Andy Samberg Will Host the Final Two SNL’s This Season
May 10th, @CharlizeAfrica will return for her 2nd time hosting w/ music from @theblackkeys!! https://t.co/Bv4Kikwvim pic.twitter.com/XFGM2UBSV3
— Saturday Night Live (@nbcsnl) April 23, 2014
And for the finale, May 17th, we are so excited to have our friend #AndySamberg host w/ music from @st_vincent!!! #SNL
— Saturday Night Live (@nbcsnl) April 23, 2014
SNL’s official twitter account broke the news today about the final two hosts of season 39. Andrew Garfield hosts next week and now Charlize Theron and my sweet prince Andy Samberg will follow. I don’t remember much from Theron’s first hosting gig in 2000, so she’s got a clean slate with me. Samberg, on the other hand, is one of my all time favorite cast members. Will we see multiple digital shorts? A Nicolas Cage impression? All I know is the sky’s the limit with Andy Samberg and a week with the writers of SNL. The final three episodes should be fantastic.
-Ryan
So Bill Clinton is Going to Be the Coolest Grandfather of All Time
Excited to add a new line to my Twitter bio…grandfather-to-be! @hillaryclinton and I are so happy for Chelsea and Marc!
— Bill Clinton (@billclinton) April 17, 2014
What a lucky baby. On the one hand half of this baby’s genes are going to make him/her look like Chelsea Clinton, but on the other hand your grandfather is Bill Clinton. Some baby’s just have all the luck. The stories this kid is going to hear will be legendary. Any time you have the opportunity to be born into a presidential family you have to take it. I feel like the book Oh, The Places You’ll Go was written specifically for this baby. Dr. Seuss knew one day Chelsea Clinton would have a baby and that baby would have Bill Clinton as a grandpa to take it around on a magical ride. My life has now reached a point to where I’m jealous of an unborn baby.
– Ryan
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