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Happy Thanksgiving From our Family to Yours
With Thanksgiving tomorrow we thought it would be best to focus our ‘Twitter News Weekly’ efforts on this gravy covered holiday. So on this Thanksgiving of 2014: laugh and share stories with family and friends, dance like everyones watching and you just don’t give a shit, cheer on your favorite football teams, kiss your lover(s), and eat until your pants break under the pressure of one too many pieces of pumpkin pie. In other words, HAVE A DAY!
-Matt & Ryan
*BREAKING* Richie Incognito Has A Message For Jon Martin “The Truth Will Bury You…”
Dear Jon Martin….. The truth is going to bury you and your entire “camp”. You could have told the truth the entire time.
— Richie Incognito (@68INCOGNITO) February 12, 2014
I’m ready to move on with my life and career. I’ve been dragged through the mud for months by my “best friend”. #betrayed#railroaded
— Richie Incognito (@68INCOGNITO) February 12, 2014
Kenny Zuckerman from Priority Sports…. What do you have to say for your actions? Why did you release the VM. What was your goal ?
— Richie Incognito (@68INCOGNITO) February 12, 2014
I’m guilty of being a loyal friend and good teammate. I apologize for my poor language and rude remarks. I’ve never denied it.
— Richie Incognito (@68INCOGNITO) February 12, 2014
I apologize to all of the women out there that I offended with my text messages to my close personal friend.
— Richie Incognito (@68INCOGNITO) February 12, 2014
FACT: Jonathan Martin told me he thought about taking his own life in MAY 2013 b/c he wasn’t playing well. Told me he felt worthless.
— Richie Incognito (@68INCOGNITO) February 12, 2014
Jon Martin is a piece of trash. Get over it man, Richie has had enough of your cry baby nonsense. This is the NFL, not high school. Liking the heat on that last tweet, Richie. Things you said in private to him were aired. Eye for an eye.
-Matt
Friday, You Just Made a Life-long BFF and You Didn’t Even Know It
I LOVE THE FRIDAY
— The Iron Sheik (@the_ironsheik) January 24, 2014
Getting a compliment tweet from The Iron Sheik is the highest form of praise that a man can get. Friday, take this and run with it, and just be glad he is on your side.
Here are some of his other tweets:
Justin Bieber never ever forget you have raisin balls
— The Iron Sheik (@the_ironsheik) January 23, 2014
School Boy Q or School Boy Jew?
— The Iron Sheik (@the_ironsheik) January 23, 2014
Hello Dance Moms please go fuck yourself forever
— The Iron Sheik (@the_ironsheik) January 22, 2014
Happy MLK Day to all my intelligent Black people accept the black rice crispy dick Chris Brown
— The Iron Sheik (@the_ironsheik) January 20, 2014
Not sure if that last tweet was a compliment or not.
-Matt
If Leonardo DiCaprio Wrote His Own Tweets
One of the best things in this world is also the worst: Leonardo DiCaprio has a twitter. The reason for this being one of the worst is that he CLEARLY doesn’t operate it. Here are some of his tweets:
#cleanenergy cars are key to our planet’s future. Proud to be part @VenturiCars first #FormulaE Grand Prix team http://t.co/fELEnT7H2W
— Leonardo DiCaprio (@LeoDiCaprio) December 9, 2013
30k elephants killed last year. Want to put an end to this? Let’s start in the U.S. Pls sign & share: http://t.co/6HQGfjyPQU #ivorycrush
— Leonardo DiCaprio (@LeoDiCaprio) November 14, 2013
Talks on Antarctic Marine Reserve Fail to Reach Agreement http://t.co/cQEcH9ZEah
— Leonardo DiCaprio (@LeoDiCaprio) November 4, 2013
Don’t get me wrong, there is noting wrong with being an activist, but come on, Leo! Show us some of your personality! No need to be pushing your foundations all the time. Give us some of the Leo I KNOW you are:
We need a more candid Leonardo DiCaprio on Twitter! Until that day comes here is what I think his tweets would be like.
@LeoDiCaprio: Me and @JonahHill going out for chili dogs. #WhereTheLadiesAt @LeoDiCaprio: Everyone go out and see The Wolf of Wall Street! Me and Shane, from the Walking Dead, get pretty nuts in it! #PopCultureReference @LeoDiCaprio: Can’t wait for the Oscars this year. #Sarcasm #FuckYou #AnotherSnub @LeoDiCaprio: Clooney! Everyone, let’s get #GetClooneyOnTwitter Trending! I need me some silver fox on here! #DamonToo @LeoDiCaprio: Who wants to do a Christmas booze cruise?! I’m trying to get my titanic on! @KateWinslet knows what i’m talking about 😉 #SteamyHandprintWhile these might be terrible examples of his tweets, it just proves my point. We need Leo on Twitter more than ever.
-Matt
Alec Baldwin Goes Nuclear on Twitter
George Stark your days are numbered. In a recent article posted by the aforementioned British reporter, he claims that Alec Baldwin’s wife was tweeting during James Gandolfini’s funeral. Alec Baldwin did not take kindly to these acquisitions, to say the least. Alec went on a little twitter rampage to vent his frustrations with Stark. Here are the tweets.
“…Hey thats not true, but i’m going to tweet at your funeral” Holy shit, that escalated quickly. George Stark, run for the hills. Because now not only do you have Alec Baldwin after you, but me as well. How dare you write an article about Tony Soprano’s funeral and not make him the center of attention. Instead you go to the petty story of the day, a few random tweets. You have my attention Mr. Stark, and not in a good way. Proofread your pieces 20 times over, because hell hath no fury, like my friends and I, when we find improper grammar online. Not to mention Billy Baldwin is probably coming after your ass. Your cooked.
-MattyV
P.S. There is a special place in hell for people who try to make a fool of Alec Baldwin.
