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The Workaholics Crew Were Predictably Awesome on Conan Last Night

I can’t wait to get weird tomorrow night during the season 4 premiere of Workaholics. Luckily for Workaholics fans everywhere, we got a nice little preview last night on Conan. Whether it’s their web series Crossbows and Mustaches or their hysterical Comedy Central show, Adam, Blake and Ders consistently knock it out of the comedic park. Let’s hope this season is of the tightest butthole.

– Ryan

The Best Show You’re Probably Not Watching is Officially Coming to an End

Source – It’s FX’s day at the Television Critics Association press tour, which, as always, brings with it a load of news about new shows (Louis C.K. and Zach Galifianakis are developing a comedy for Galifianakis to star in), new deals (the FX Now streaming app is finally ready to launch, if your cable system cuts a deal with FX), and on returning shows. On the latter case, the biggest news was official confirmation that Justified” will end after next season, the show’s sixth. (The second episode of the fifth season airs tonight at 10; I’ll have a review up later, but it’s a good one.) 

In the middle of his executive press conference (Fienberg has all the details on it in his live-blog), FX president John Landgraf called “Justified” one of his favorite shows, and would have gladly kept the show around for several more seasons. Instead, creator Graham Yost and star Timothy Olyphant said they felt the story was winding down. 

“We talked about it a year ago and they felt that the arc of the show, and what they had to say, would be best served by six seasons instead of seven,” Landgraf said, “so regretfully I accepted their decision.” 

Yost, Olyphant and the rest of the “Justified” gang will also be here for a panel, and I imagine they will have a lot more to say about the decision then. But I’m fine with it. “Justified” is one of the best shows on TV, but for the most part, TV shows shouldn’t run forever, and too many shows in this golden age suffered from sticking around past their creative expiration date. If Yost and Olyphant think they’ve only got one more year of good stories after this one (just as Terence Winter apparently felt about “Boardwalk Empire,” which will end after its next season), I trust them. 

What does everybody else think? Sad our time in Harlan is running out, or do you agree we’d be risking diminishing returns if it ran much longer?

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I’ve never had as much trouble finding a fellow fan of a TV show than I’ve had with FX’s Justified. For those who don’t watch it (which in my case, is just about everyone I’ve ever talked to) Justified’s plot would suggest it’s a drama, but it’s charm comes from the southern style of comedy that is splashed all over every episode. Our “hero” Raylon Givens (Timothy Olyphant) is a U.S. Marshall who gets his worst case scenario assignment: back to his corrupt hometown of Harlan County, Kentucky. Raylon spends most of every episode dealing with thugs, rednecks, drug dealers or a weird combination of the three. While Olyphant is terrific, my favorite part of the series is the unstoppable combination of character actors and actresses the show has plugged in along the way. Let’s start with the series semi regulars. Ava (Joelle Carter) is a southern belle with a shotgun. She’s been in all but 2 episodes of the series, and it’s a delight any time she turns up on screen. Raylon’s boss and fellow U.S. Marshal’s, played by Nick Searcy, Jacob Pitts and Erica Tazel, respectively, have solid chemistry, both with Raylon and each other. I’ve always been under the impression, whether it’s in film or TV, that the pulse of a movie or show is in the hands of the bad guys. That’s where Boyd Crowder comes in. Crowder (Walton Goggins) is far and away my favorite character. Goggins is severely underrated as an actor (go back and watch another FX show, The Shield, if you don’t want to take my word for it) and he plays the drug dealer turned preacher turned drug dealer Boyd Crowder perfectly. He’s been phased out in recent seasons, which I can only imagine is going to lead to one last showdown with his best pal Raylon. The rest of the cast fills out with a who’s who of “I know that person from somewhere” actors. Mike O’Malley, Neal McDonough Michael Rappaport and Margo Martindale all play some bad asses, with McDonough taking the title of “ultimate deranged bad guy”. Patton Oswalt even got in on the fun last season, playing a bumbling constable. Every character in this show hits it out of the park, and that’s a hard thing to do with a cast as deep as Justified’s.

There’s a silver lining to the announcement that Justified will end after next season. In an era where so many shows and stars hang on far too long, it’s nice to see Justified choose to bow out while the storytelling is still so good and the characters are still so fresh. So many shows drag stories on and give their fans a mediocre ending. I can’t see that happening with Justified. There is still a lot of life left in this series, and the people in charge still seem to be on top of their game. That combination should equal a memorable spring of 2015.

– Ryan

Can We All Agree This Was the Best Scene in the History of Entourage?

Stumbled across this last night. Easy choice, right? I’ve never met anyone who said this isn’t their favorite scene. Throw a little Radiohead into a tense situation and you have television magic.

– Ryan

Riff RAFF and Jordan Peele Became Best Friends on Twitter Last Night

Let’s hope this actually happens.

– Ryan

The Apple Holiday Commercial is Tugging At My Heart Strings

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ImlmVqH_5HM&feature=youtube_gdata_player

Admittedly I’m a sucker for these kind of commercials, but this was pretty cool. Granted some kids are just obsessed with their phones and they’re not putting together a family home movie that looks like it was directed by Scorcese; but this was still really well done. Next time you see a kid with an IPhone in their hand during a social situation, maybe you should think twice about judging them. They could be making a beautiful amateur film about your life.

– Ryan

Choo! Choo! All Aboard the Emmy Rossum Bandwagon

All aboard! Choo choo! Anyone who has been watching Shameless already knows Emmy Rossum is a classic triple threat option, but I’m going to remind you anyway. She’s smart (graduated high school at 15, attended Stanford and Columbia) sexy and one hell of a talented actress. Besides Shameless, she has starred in a wide array of movies, including Phantom of the Opera and The Day After Tomorrow. But back to Shameless. Rossum plays Fiona, the lead character in a crazy talented ensemble cast. Without getting too into the plot of the show, Fiona takes care of her younger brothers and sisters while her substance dependent father and hit or miss (mostly miss) mother are usually nowhere to be found. She’s been killing it ever since the show debuted in 2011. Also, I’d be foolish not to mention that she has grade A boobs, boobs which you see quite a bit in the show. Moral of the story: Emmy Rossum is awesome. Shameless season four starts January 12th.

– Ryan

Conan Auditioning For TV Commercials is As Great As You’d Expect

The czar of late night is at it again. This time, he tries his hand at TV commercials. And it’s awesome.

– The Average Nobodies

4 Reasons Why Ron Swanson is the Best Mentor We’ve Ever Had

1. The Ron Swanson Pyramid of Greatness

– Every great man needs a pyramid of greatness. Unwritten rule of life. This is how boys become men, and men become heroes. Ever heard of a hero drinking skim milk? Neither have I.

2. Eat Like a Champion, Live Like a Champion

– Steaks, eggs, bacon. If you can’t succeed on that diet, maybe you’re not cut out for life in the fast lane. I know for a fact that if I only ate steak, bacon and eggs during my childhood I’d be a professional athlete. Or dead. Either way, Ron Swanson is right.

3. The Power of the Mustache

– Behind every mediocre man, you’ll find a great man with a mustache. Teddy Roosevelt, Martin Luther King, Jr, Tom Selleck, Freddie Mercury, Ron Swanson. All American heroes. All hall of fame mustaches.

4. The Best Government is No Government At All

– I’m not saying the government shutdown wouldn’t have happened if Ron Swanson was in charge, but there’s a good chance it wouldn’t have happened. That’s the beauty of the pyramid of greatness: it’s useful in ever facet of life, including the government. Combine that with his eating habits and panty dropping mustache, and you have the greatest mentor in the history of the world.

– Ryan