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Trailer Alert – Borg Vs McEnroe

It’s no secret that here at The Average Nobodies we are big Shia LeBeouf guys. We’ve been in his corner since day one and we aren’t leaving. Having said that, it should come to no ones surprised that we are tickled pink by Shia playing tennis legend John McEnroe. After the blockbusters-only start to his career, Shia seems to be only doing pieces that he find interesting and moving. In a interview, he actually said that he cried the first time he read this script. Interesting show of emotions for a film like this, but I also cried during the oping credits of Wonder Woman, so who am I to call the kettle black. I’m always excited to see Shia get deep in a character, so this film particularly peaks my interest.


Trailer Alert: Transformers – The Last Knight

It started as a legend…

I am seriously more excited for this Transformers movie than I have been for any in the franchise. The lore woven in to this installment is the most intriguing by far, and I think it could rival the first one for best film of the franchise. Say what you want about Bay as a director, but he knows how to get butts in the seats…especially my butt.

Also, did you catch that little Easter egg on the moon at 0:56? I believe that was Sentinal’s ship from “Transformers: Dark of the Moon” getting torn up by Unicron. Pretty cool little throwback. Just further showing that Michael Bay doesn’t piece these stories together with hot glue. They are all well thought out installments into a bigger tale.


Optimus has betrayed us -Transformers: The Last Knight, trailer 2

As a side note, this trailer will get replayed during the 2nd quarter of the Super Bowl with added footage.

At this point in the Transformers franchise do we even need humans? They are as about as useful as a screen door on a submarine (Not my joke, but i’ll use it as such). The only reason Spike was of use to the Autobots in the 1986 movie was because he had a damn exoskeleton. And don’t get me started on that pussy Daniel. Get rid of the humans and give me more Transformers, please and thank you.

What does this trailer say about the movie? It means one thing, Optimus is going down and it’s Hot Rod’s time to shine. I couldn’t be happier. Optimus dies, passes on the Matrix of Leadership straight to Hot Rod (FUCK Ultra Magnus) and he takes this franchise in a new direction.

ONE SMALL REQUEST. More 80s music in the movies to come…


Trailer Alert – Transformers The Last Knight

The Last Knight Trailer OUT OF NOWHERE!

All about this movie. ALL about it. I didn’t think I was going to make it after hearing that Shia wasn’t coming back for ‘Age of Extinction’, but Marky Mark turned out to be a suitable replacement in one of my favorite (fight me) franchises going right now. This trailer shows some old faces (from the first 3 movies) and some fresh faces, which is a nice way of tying all of the movies together. Could we maybe see a surprise appearance by Shia in this one? Not likely, unfortunately. But a man can dream.


PS – Here’s a trailer breakdown from Nerdist for a closer look.



I am patiently awaiting the teaser trailer for the new Transformers movie.  Need me some Dinobots….NEED THEM.


PS- Can we get some Beast Wars action for Transformers 5? Starring Leo. I will accept nobody less.

PSS- The trailer is being released tonight at 7:30 et. Thanks, Michael Bay!

You Come at Michael Bay With an Air Conditioner, You Best Not Miss

(Source) Director and producer Michael Bay was attacked on Thursday during filming for his latest Transformers movie in Hong Kong.

According to a statement by Paramount, an allegedly intoxicated man approached the director on the set of his movie “Transformers 4” in Hong Kong “wielding an air conditioner unit as a weapon.

“Bay ducked, took control of the air conditioner unit and stepped aside as security engaged the assailant and his two compatriots. They subdued and arrested the three men.

Paramount issued the statement after a report in Reuters that two brothers surnamed Mak, approached Bay and demanded the equivalent of $12,900, according to a police spokeswoman. It was unclear why they demanded the money, but the older brother then assaulted the director, police said.

That report also said that Bay suffered injuries to his face, but Paramount’s statement contradicts that report.

“No one on the cast or crew was injured and the production immediately resumed filming without further incident,” Paramount said.

The movie has been in production since late May.

Here’s Paramount’s full statement:

“Contrary to several erroneous news reports made today, Bay did not get hurt in a fight on set. The production company did have a bizarre encounter with a man (allegedly under the influence of a narcotic substance) who was wielding an air conditioning unit as a weapon. The man, who had earlier accosted several other crew members, rushed onto the set in Quarry Bay and swung the air conditioning unit directly at Bay’s head. The director ducked and wrested the air conditioner from his attacker, preventing what could have been a serious accident. The company’s security team quickly stepped in and subdued the assault.  The police, who also scuffled with the assailant and two of his companions, ultimately arrested the three men. No one on the cast or crew was injured and the production immediately resumed filming without further incident.”

As Michael Bay confirms on his website , he was recently attacked in Hong Kong on the set of Transformers 4 . But Bay claims earlier reports he was injured to be false.

I figured someone from Hong Kong would be a little more ninja like than these guys. Whether the reports of Bay disarming the air conditioner attacker are true or not are anybody’s guess, but my problem here lies with the attackers weapon of choice. If you’re storming a Hollywood set to do what so many of us want to do and take out Michael Bay, don’t bring an air conditioner. Crowbar, lead pipe, kendo stick. All of these are logical choices for a sneak attack. An air conditioner is not. Carrying around an air conditioner in general sounds awful, nevermind trying to configure it into a weapon. Also, if you’re trying to extort somebody, maybe use a different approach, and choose a better number. $12,900 just sounds weak. Ayo lesson here Hong Kong vendors: when you come at Michael Bay with an air conditioner, you best not miss.

– Ryan

I Didn’t Know Tony Stark Was in the Yacht/RV/Van Game

Some people just have SWAG coming out of their asses.  This has to be the coolest……I am not actually sure what to call it. A water bus, land boat, house van, mega boat? I’m going with mega boat.  This just validates that real life Tony Starks’ and Bruce Waynes’ exist.  Who else has this type of time and money? But, as awesome as this is, I have one grievance with the creator; why isn’t this also a helicopter? I mean, fuck roads, you could go anywhere in the world with this bad boy. Just toss some copter blades on it. (I’m pretty sure it’s that easy)  Why don’t you think a little further outside the box next time.  Good first shot though, keep at it.


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