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I’ll Give You One Guess Why I Want To See ‘The Other Woman’
It rhymes with mate gluptons loobs. Ok it’s Kate Upton’s boobs. If Kate Upton is in a bikini I’m there. I stuck through 90 minutes of The Three Stooges just for the pool scene where she’s the lifeguard. When beauty presents itself, you give it your full attention.
P.S. How about Jamie Lannister being able to regenerate his hand? Weird, wild stuff.
The 22 Jump Street Red Band Trailer is Here
I’d be lying if I said I wasn’t pumped for this movie. I never gave the original one a chance until I had nothing else to do on a random night and watched it on HBO. I’ve now watched 21 Jump Street 15 times! Not really, but it was hysterical, and I expect 22 Jump Street to be just as good. Fingers crossed for another miracle Johnny Depp cameo.
– Ryan
Nicolas Cage Can Not Be Stopped From Making Horrible Movies
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UctHBZuzXGQ#t=86
You know when Funny or Die or Jimmy Kimmel make spoof trailers? That’s what the trailer for Tokarev looks like, except it’s a real movie. The daughter of a reformed bad guy is killed due to the sins of her father. He wants vengeance, but he swore years ago he was finished with his life of crime. Does he seek revenge and risk exposing his secrets, or does he let the bad men from his past get away? If you showed me this trailer blindfolded and asked me who the leading man was I’d guess Nicolas Cage in a millisecond. He just can’t help himself. He’s the anti DiCaprio. Leo hasn’t made a bad movie in forever. Every script he attaches himself to turns into gold. Cage, on the other hand, just continues to make horrible movies. Honest question: if he never starred in Con Air or the National Treasure movies, would he be the worst actor in human history? My vote is yes. I can’t wait for Matt to see this movie and love it.
– Ryan
Must Watch Trailer – Saving Mr. Banks
Whoa Whoa Whoa! Hold the phone Jiminy Cricket! You mean to tell me that there is a movie coming out starring Tom Hanks that tells the untold story of the production of Mary Poppins the movie? and Tom Hanks plays the great Walter E. Disney? This is the best news i’ve heard about the silver screen since I found out that Dumb and Dumber Too was in production. How do you beat Tom Hanks as Walt Disney? You can’t, that’s the bottom line. The only thing that comes close would be if Clooney played Vince Lombardi in a Superbowl 1 movie.
-MattyV
PS- Love the B.J. Novak casting. Sneaky good actor.
Must Watch Trailer – Homefront
Just when I thought I could never love another meth cook, here comes James Franco to steal my heart.
Jason Statham (Father/Professional Ass Kicker) vs. Franco (Meth Dealer/Cook) is really all you need to know about this thriller. Last time I saw Franco this angry he was chasing Toby Maguire around on a jet powered snowboard (that movie sucked hard). Also, it’s nice to see Statham isn’t a type-cast……………………………………………….the “country boy” flavor changes that, right?
-MattyV
PS- I hoping Winona shows a little skin too.
