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Holy F@ck – I Need to See “John Wick”

Keanu is BACK! Kicking ass like this was the Matrix 4 or something.

Oh yeah, Reek is in it too. Sign me up.

-Matt

Trailer alert: ‘The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies’

Let’s finish this trilogy with a BANG! and some fire!

-Matt

Ray Rice Has a Role In The New Fifty Shades of Grey Movie?!

Ok, maybe that isn’t true, but I think he is pretty well versed in causing women physical pain. If your deep dark secret desires is to get knocked out and dragged through a hotel like a rag doll.

-The Average Nobodies

Trailer Alert – Hot Tub Time Machine 2

If you didn’t like Hot Tub Time Machine you’re either a thief of joy or blind and deaf, and if it’s the latter I sincerely apologize although you’re probably not reading this. Anyway, Hot Tub Time Machine 2 looks like it’s all over the place, but I have no doubt it’ll be funny, even if there’s no John Cusack :(. Adam Scott is a healthy replacement, and I’m not counting out John being the mysterious shooter that makes the gang go back to the magic hot tub.

– Ryan

Trailer Alert – Halo Nightfall

Halo fans have been waiting for this since Halo was released with the first Xbox some 14 years ago (holy shit, where did the time go). Looks incredibly well done, and coming from Ridley Scott I am not surprised. Be on the lookout for “Halo: Nightfall” this fall!

-Matt

HBO Released Another Teaser Trailer For the Final Season of ‘Boardwalk Empire’

HBO is usually very vague with their teaser trailers, especially ones that pertain to the final season of a show, and the latest one for ‘Boardwalk Empire’ is no different. What makes ‘Boardwalk’ different from other shows on the air is that it’s a period piece, following characters who actually existed in real life. All you need to do is a Google search and you can find out what happened to Al Capone, or Lucky Luciano, or even Enoch Thompson. It’s also interesting that the show is jumping ahead to 1931, as Chalky White looks noticeably older with a grey beard (Steve Buscemi looks the same. I actually picture him being born a middle aged man). There are a lot of great characters who have a lot of loose ends to tie up in the final season, so it should a fast paced, action packed set of episodes.

– Ryan

The Trailer For ‘Sharknado 2: The Second One’ is Indescribable

Every so often something comes along that is beyond words. Sharknado 2 is that thing. You’d think sharks wrapped up in a tornado would be the craziest thing in a movie but NOPE. How about Andy Dick as a cop, or Mark fucking McGrath as the first guy you call on when you have a sharknado? I can’t wait for July 30th.

– Ryan

Sneaky Trailer Alert: Horrible Bosses 2

I don’t know how I didn’t know about this, but apparently they made a Horrible Bosses 2, and just released the trailer yesterday. I guess it shouldn’t be surprising that a funny, original comedy got a sequel, because that’s how Hollywood rolls. The whole cast is back, except for Colin Farrell because (SPOILER ALERT) he died. I’m kind of indifferent about this entire movie, but maybe, just maybe, Charlie will break out the butt dance.

– Ryan