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Video Game Trailer Alert – Black Ops III

Just when i thought I was out…

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Treyarch has been the sole reason I am still a fan of the Call Of Duty series. For those who don’t know, Treyarch and Infinity Ward have been going back and forth for over 10 years now making these games. While I am a big fan of all first-person shooters in general, Treyarch has always lured me in with their zombie mode. I have dedicated so many hours of my college education to killing zombies that i’m surprised I even graduated. With that said, to looks like my fall is largely going to be spent on the couch. From the trailer, this game looks to be a combination of the old Black Ops games, Titan Fall, and a little bit of Halo all sprinkled into one. Can’t hate that combination.

-Matt

PS- From here on out every video game trailer will have “Paint it Black” in it or I will scream.

Trailer Alert – New ‘Fantastic Four’ Trailer

With this new trailer we finally get a glimpse at some of the super powers and the super villain, Dr. Doom. I’m assuming Doom was the 5th person on that mission that “didn’t survive”. This movie already looks awesome and I can’t wait to see it, but I have one reservation. I’m not sure I buy Miles Teller as Reed Richards. Reed is supposed to be this super intelligent doctor who crack inter-dimensional travel and I just don’t see it because of the limited roles he has played prior. I’m sure my mind will change once I see it. I Just hoping he is the leader the Fantastic Four needs.

-Matt

Trailer Alert – “ROAR”

When this came across my desk (my iPhone) this morning I wasn’t sure what to think of it. These people living on their own in the middle of nowhere is  crazy enough, now through in a few hundred giant jungle cats and you are bordering on insanity. At first, I thought this would be a feel good “nature vs. nurture” type of animal movie. The kind that shows these vicious beasts could be trusted….I thought that until “If Disney made The Swiss Family Robinson into a snuff film” critique. Sure enough, this movie isn’t at all what I thought. Here’s my question though, how in the name of Bill Paxton do you control that many wild animals on the set of a movie? I feel like 99% of this movie was freestyled and the actors were just trying to stay alive while on the set. Also, how the HELL do you insure a movie like this? I can see the proposal to the insurance company now…”Yeah so it’s this movie in the middle of the jungle and we have 150+ lions and tigers attacking humans……..CGI? No, they’re real lions and tigers.”

“No animals were harmed in the making of this movie”, ok, but what about humans?

-Matt

**UPDATE**

Here is a live look at some behind the scenes/actual footage from the movie. Something tells me the blood is real.

Trailer Alert – Joe 2 Dirt: Beautiful Loser

I don’t think the world was clamoring for a Joe Dirt sequel, but it is one of the most quotable movies ever, as well as one of the best good bad movies ever. It’s a stupid concept with a stupid character that somehow works because David Spade is pretty funny and Christopher Walken as a boner catching mobster will always be great. Joe Dirt 2 will only be available on Crackle, so you should probably find out how to use Crackle if you really want to see it. Also, the plot will supposedly involve time travel because of course it will.

– Ryan

Trailer Alert – Orange is the New Black Season 3

The ladies of Litchfield are back for a whole new season! I have been so excited for this since the moment I  finished seasons one and two. Best thing about Netflix shows? I can watch them all at once. Binge time!

-Matt

The Undertaker is Winning My March Madness Pool

We talk WrestleMania, March Madness and wood sanding techniques!

– The Average Nobodies

Jimmy Fallon Continues To Take Over The World In The Trailer For The New Show ‘Lip Sync Battle’

If you’ve never seen celebrities and Jimmy Fallon do lip sync battle on ‘The Tonight Show’, now you have a chance to literally watch a show all about it. Jimmy Fallon is taking over the world one TV appearance at a time, and now his skills will be on display at Spike TV. The trailer for ‘Lip Sync Battle’ is pretty wonderful, and above everything else, features John Krasinski in a Tina Turner shimmering outfit that makes my heart explode with joy. You also have fan favorites like The Rock, Chrissy Teigen and Anna Kendrick showing off their skills and LL Cool J as the host. Ladies love Cool James, and I’m going to love this show. It premieres April 2nd so set yo DVR’s.

– Ryan

H/T UPROXX

HBO Released Another Trailer For Season 5 Of Game Of Thrones & I Don’t Know How Much Longer I Can Wait

As far as GOT trailers go, this one is pretty standard, but a standard GOT trailer is better than 99% of other television shows, so this is pretty exciting. A lot of familiar faces pop up in this trailer, and hopefully Daenerys finds a home soon because I don’t know how much longer I can watch her aimlessly traveling around. Also, her dragons got BIG. GOT premieres April 12th, which at this point feels like a million miles away.

– Ryan