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Jon Stewart Kicks LeSean McCoy in the *&^%

Jon Stewarts on RAW, LeSean McCoy is on the Bills, Cats love dogs, and I don’t know whats happening to the world!

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Hey Cleveland Fans

Before you start jumping back on the Lebron dick train I want you to remember one thing….

Have a GREAT season you animals.

Come Back to Papa, Tyson Chandler

Mavs – The Dallas Mavericks are on the verge of reacquiring center Tyson Chandler from the New York Knicks, according to sources close to the process.

Sources told ESPN.com that the Mavericks, who immediately made reacquiring Chandler one of their priorities after their first-round playoff exit against San Antonio, soon will complete a trade with the Knicks that they will clinch by agreeing to take back the contract of New York’s out-of-favor guard, Raymond Felton, as well.

The trade is expected to cost Dallas two starters — point guard Jose Calderon and center Samuel Dalembert — along with prized young point guard Shane Larkin, reserve guard Wayne Ellington and future second-round draft compensation.

It's Happening Hi Res

Let’s get the championship squad back together. Get Jason Kidd and Jason Terry out of Brooklyn. Get Peja out of retirement. Get DeShawn Stevenson out of jail. Repeat city. Samuel Dalembert, I can honestly say you are the only person I’ve ever seen who is 7 feet tall and not be able to make a layup. That should be scientifically impossible. And Raymond, leave the guns at home. Ain’t nobody got time for that.

– Ryan

 

Welcome To Boston Mr. Peavy

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Red Sox making the biggest splash at the trade deadline so far landing White Sox pitcher Jake Peavy late last night. Although Peavy has been injury prone, I love the move. He’s not being brought in to be a savior, but rather fill a specific role. When Bucholtz returns from the DL, the Sox will have 7 legitimate starting pitchers, which means two will head to their over worked bullpen. The flip side of this trade is the loss of Jose Iglesias. A gifted fielder, Iglesias never truly found his bat in a Red Sox uniform. He did get off to a hot start, winning AL Rookie of the Month in June, but his batting average has tumbled almost 100 points in July. Add in the fact that the Red Sox signed veteran SS Stephen Drew in the offseason, and Iggy basically became the odd man out. He’s going to be a joy to watch in Detroit, and I think I speak for everyone in Red Sox Nation when I say I wish him all the best. As for our own playoff race, I’m excited we added a proven veteran arm for the home stretch. If only the Rays would lose a game once in awhile, we’d be in good shape.

– Ryan

P.S. His new nickname is Jake The Snake right? That can’t even be a question. Jake The Snake it is.

Nothing Completes Your Summer Look Like A Obscure Jersey

Summer is a time for fashion statements, and nothing will blow away your drunk friends at a BBQ like a nice obscure NBA jersey.  Lets look at my top 3 for this summer.

1.) Hakeem Olajuwon – Toronto Raptors

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As far as i’m concerned the best looking jerseys in the NBA are the Golden State Warriors, but nothing beats this Olajuwon Toronto Jersey from his 2 year stint there in the early 2000’s.  Get this jersey and immediately break the ice with anyone (well, at least sports-loving dudes. Not promising any chicks) you’re with.

2.) Dominique Wilkins – Boston Celtics

21545_01_lgIn 1994 “The Human Highlight Film” graced the parquet floor of the Boston Garden. While his time with the Celtics was not memorable, this jeseyt should never be forgotten.

3.) Karl Malone – Los Angeles Lakers

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In the 03-04 season Malone joined up with Kobe, Shaq, and Gary Payton to make a NBA Finals run that would end by being decimated by the Pistons 4-1 in the series.  While Malone isn’t one of my favorite players, the Mailman’s Laker threads cannot be denied.

-MattyV

If all else fails, do what I did.  I made myself a Celtics #11 Drew Bledsoe jersey.

The Worst Week In Boston Sports History

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What is happening?! This has to go down in the history books as the worst week in Boston sports history.  I’m going to call it “The Beantown Blackout “. SportsCenter, take notice!

And what do Boston fans have to show for all this heartache? Kris Humphries………..GREAT

-MattyV

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