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We The North – Go Raptors, Go!

There is nothing in the world like a good playoffs pump up video and this one for the Raptors 2014 playoff push is no different. Smash on them Nets and send them packing! The Raptors of old are back in a big way!

-Matt

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Happy St. Patrick’s Day From Our Favorite Person in the World – Rob Ford

When I woke up this morning I knew there was going to be a video of Rob Ford. I would’ve bet my entire life on it. Drinking holiday’s are Rob Ford’s specialty. And here it is. Want to know the genius of Rob Ford? One of the first videos leaked of him, which really put him on the crazy train map, was of him smoking crack. Now every other video, whether he’s steamrolling old ladies or sweating up a storm after a night of drinking, seem tame. I watched this video and thought nothing of it. Just a guy on the town getting his drink on for St. Paddy’s Day. I honestly would have been upset if I knew Rob Ford didn’t celebrate this holy day like only Rob Ford can: a lot of alcohol, maybe a little crack, and literally tons of fun. Keep doing you, Bobby.

– Ryan

The Purple Dinos are Back! And I’m not Talking Barney

This video is giving me the tingles! These are the Raptors that I grew to love back when I first started watching the NBA. Can’t wait to see these jerseys come back for the 20th anniversary. These Celtics are my home, but I will always have a place for the black and purple!

Lets storm HARD into the playoffs!

-Matt

*UPDATE* Rob Ford Says He Had Been Drinking During Fast Food Restaurant Video – Ya Don’t Say!

Source – Toronto’s illustrious mayor was captured on camera putting on a bizarre patois monologue for customers at the eatery in the Canadian city on Monday night, during which he ranted away about police surveillance and flailed his arms seemingly at random.

Since then, the video, called ‘New Video of Toronto Mayor Rob Ford Drunk, Swearing in Jamaican Patois? Bumbaclot’ has gone viral.

Confronted about the footage outside his Toronto office, he told reporters he had imbibed “a little bit” of alcohol on Monday night.

“I was with some friends and what I do in my personal life with my personal friends, that’s up to me,” Rob Ford said.

“It really has nothing to do with you guys.”

On whether he felt the language he used was offensive or discriminatory, he said: “It’s how I speak with some of my friends.”

So Matt did a post earlier on the charismatic Rob Ford and his Jamaican speech in a fast food restaurant. Turns out Rob had been drinking before this. No! I refuse to believe it! You’re telling me the same guy who smoked crack actually drank before he gave a speech to Jamaican’s in a Jamaican accent? Mind blowing. I gotta say, the more I watch this guy, the more I fall in love with him. Oh and by the way his approval rating is 42%, higher than President Obama and Prime Minister David Cameron. Stick that in your pipe and smoke it.

– Ryan

Rob Ford Goes To Church

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Rob Ford! You dog, you! Getting groovy at, what looks like, one of the churches you see on TV. The power of christ compels Bobby! (If the gif doesn’t load click the image or here)

GIF of the century would be an understatement and an insult.

-Matt

Ron Burgundy Sang Mayor Rob Ford’s Re-election Campaign Song on Conan Last Night.. And it Was Awesome

Give Ron Burgundy a double segment on late night TV and he’ll turn it into gold. The best part of his appearance on Conan was the Rob Ford re election campaign song bit. “Working for the Weekend” is actually a great choice for his new campaign. I can’t think of what’s weirder: Ron Burgundy singing a mayor’s campaign song or Rob Ford actually running a re election campaign. I guess if there’s one person who can restore Rob Ford’s good name, it’s Ron Burgundy and his sweet jazz flute.

– Ryan

Happy Birthday to the Unofficial Mayor of Boston

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Happy birthday, Big Papi. Hope you and your three rings have a wonderful day!

-The Average Nobodies

Rob Ford Wants to Be the Prime Minister of Canada

(Source) ‘Sorry, kids – I shouldn’t have sworn in  front of the kids,’ he said. ‘But after a while, I know what I’m doing is right.  I’m serving people. I’m saving taxpayers money. And you know what, I made  mistakes, I drank too much, I smoked some crack sometime. What can I say? I made  a mistake, I’m human.’

In a separate interview with Fox News, Ford also revealed that his  ambitions don’t end with remaining as Toronto mayor and that he wants to be  prime minister of Canada.

‘Yes, one day I do want to run for prime  minister,’ said Ford.

Spectacle: Rob Ford's appearance Sunday was greeted with significant attention - and some amount of bemusement by football fans

Rob Ford might be the least self aware person in the history of the universe. Has he drank a little too much on ocassion? Sure. Does he dabble in the crack cocaine game? Of course. Did he imply he eats his wife out all the time at a public hearing calling for his termination? The answer is yes. But despite all that nonsense, he still has dreams. He’s really no different from you or I. Should those small transgressions keep him from climbing the political ladder and becoming the prime minister of Canada? Yes it should. I’ve actually never been more sure of something in my entire life. But I’ve also never rooted for someone to succeed more than Rob Ford. He’s clearly lost his mind, but if running for prime minister means more Rob Ford coverage then I’m ready for the ride. Seatbelt is fastened. Show us what you’re really made of, Rob.

– Ryan

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He’s the hero Toronto deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we’ll hunt him. Because he can take it. Because he’s not our hero. He’s a silent guardian. A watchful protector. A Crack-smoking Dark Knight.

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