I used this page for the funny comments and I may or may not have ordered one because I fell in love with it. Wolf pack. As always, my five favorite customer reviews for the three wolves moon tee.
Three wolves is just two wolves plus another wolf
I had a two-wolf shirt for a while and I didn’t think life could get any better. I was wrong. Life got 50% better, no lie.
I accidentally spilled a glass of Tuscan Whole Milk down the front of this shirt, and my soul was torn from my body and thrown into heaven by a jealous God.
Very effective power shirt
Prepare yourself to enter a whole new realm of awesome. For years I made do with a one-wolf shirt with no moons and only had moderate life successes while wearing it. Upgrading to a three-wolf moon shirt was the best decision I have made thus far. I have experienced unbridled prosperity and monetary gains since being in possession of it. It all began when I wore it to a job interview and the CEO offered to give me the company as a tribute.
Upon becoming the new CEO, I made the required employee uniform any variant on a wolf/moon combo. Since then, my company’s stock has gained value, there is widespread morale improvement, and profit margins are growing wildly.
10 out of 10, would recommend.
I read the reviews for this, and I must say, I was a bit skeptical. I thought there were a group of cynics sarcastically expressing their opinions because of some internet fad. I decided to overlook it and give it a try for my own subjective experience, devoid of any opinion of the mass. As it turns out, it was snug, it was warm and cool simultaneously, and I could karate kick in it better than my Free Willy tee. My mother always told me that you need to dress to impress, and I’ve never walked into a board meeting since without drawing gazes. Though they are jealous, the Buddha says to share in their desire, so I bought tees for the whole executive branch. They were speechless. Everyone is speechless. I don’t get carded for cigarettes anymore, I have free reign over the tennis courts, and cops don’t ask me if I have any weapons in the car. I’m happy with my purchase, but it’s almost too good. So, four stars.
This shirt is all you need
Buying this shirt was the second best decision I’ve ever made. It was also the BEST decision I’ve ever made.
As soon as I put it on, I heard a great clap of thunder. I got three calls within the next five minutes, from people offering me jobs as a life coach. And all of a sudden everyone is “asking” about my relationship status on Facebook.
There you have it: the three wolf moon t-shirt is the greatest t-shirt in this or any other realm. The Amazon reviews never lie. Any suggestions, or items you want to see the reviews of, send us a tweet @averagenobodies.
Source – WELLINGTON, New Zealand — James Cameron says his vision for his three “Avatar” sequels is to create a family epic in the mold of “The Godfather” that will introduce viewers to new cultures and go underwater on his fictional moon Pandora.
The director announced Monday he will be filming the sequels in New Zealand, where he shot the triple Academy Award-winning original. In an interview with The Associated Press, Cameron also talked about life on a New Zealand farm, where he’s growing walnuts and allowing his children to roam.
Cameron, 59, said he plans to release the first sequel in 2016, seven years after the release of “Avatar,” which has become the highest-grossing film in history with a box office take of nearly $2.8 billion.
He said a core team has been developing new software for the sequels even while he’s been gone on other projects, including 18 months planning a 7-mile descent to the deepest part of the ocean, which he successfully completed last year.
“It’s going to be a lot of new imagery and a lot of new environments and creatures across Pandora,” he said. “We’re blowing it out all over the place. At first I thought I was going to take it onto other worlds as well, in the same solar system, but it turned out not to be necessary. I mean the Pandora that we have imagined will be a fantasy land that is going to occupy people for decades to come, the way I see it.”
Cameron said the films will explore different Na’vi cultures as well the cultures of other Pandora creatures.
This is the worst news ever. James Cameron should’ve quit after True Lies and Titanic. Both instant classics. Then he could’ve retired to his farm in New Zealand where he grows walnuts and lets his kids roam. Whatever the hell that means. I mean do we really need three more three hour films about a fake underwater universe that just so happens to named after a fantastic music app? Also, let’s stop with The Godfather reference right now. Avatar is not The Godfather. Nothing is the Godfather. The Godfather is the godfather of trilogies. I saw Avatar in theatres and while it was good, and unique, I can’t imagine sitting through three more movies. Especially since it’s clear that James Cameron is slowly starting to lose his mind. I think it’s best if he dives down miles into the ocean and sets up shop there. Live out the rest of his days as an underwater walnut farmer and spare us 9 hours of our lives that we will never get back.