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Insane Instagram Comments: Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson

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The Rock goes out of his way, more so than any other celebrity I can think of, to be nice and accommodating to his fans. He’s always mentioning his fans on Instagram or taking pictures with people who idolize him at the gym, but I think even The Rock would have a hard time answering @bae_unknown_. It seems like this Instagram commenter had more to say but decided to just end his thought mid sentence. This isn’t the most outrageous comment we’ve seen by a long shot, but it is kind of insane. If you’re going to take the time comment on someone’s Instagram, at least have it make a little sense. The Rock is such a genuine guy he’d probably take you out for steak and tequila if you could form a coherent sentence. Until then, keep asking questions without question marks.

– Ryan

Two Of My Favorite Things Are Coming Together This Saturday As The Rock Is Hosting SNL

My favorite thing about Dwayne Johnson, also known as The Rock, is that his passion shines through in everything he does. There’s a reason he made it to the top of the WWE and there’s a reason he’s one of the most successful people in Hollywood: he works hard and puts everything he has in whatever he is doing at that moment. This Saturday he’ll be hosting SNL, maybe the only thing that could compare to my obsession with wrestling. The Rock hosting SNL, especially now as a Hollywood mega player, is going to be fantastic, and that it’s happening on the same weekend as WrestleMania is almost too much to handle. In his latest Instagram post promoting SNL, he runs into Leslie Jones on the streets of NY and I really hope these two do some type of inappropriate sketch together. The SNL writers always work well with celebrities who don’t take themselves seriously and have natural comedic timing, and The Rock fits both of those criteria. This weekend is going to be epic.

– Ryan

Sun Ming Ming Is The Most Intimidating Person I’ve Ever Laid Eyes On

You can’t see the caption of this picture, but The Rock is 6’5 255. That is a large human being. Sun Ming Ming makes The Rock look like a child on steroids. I honestly can’t stop looking at this picture. He doesn’t seem like a real person. He’s also apparently a basketball player. That seems fair to everyone else.

– Ryan

The Rock Will Star In The Next Baywatch Movie Because He Is Literally On Fire Right Now

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I had to do a double take when I first saw this because I thought that was me sitting on the jet ski, since The Rock and I have very similar physiques. When I say similar, I mean literally the exact opposite. The Rock is on fire in Hollywood right now. If you’re rebooting a movie franchise, or turning a popular lifeguard TV show into a movie, he is your guy. He’s a natural in front of the camera, whether it be in a WWE ring or on the big screen, so it’s no surprise his movie career is taking off. I’m definitely interested in an R rated version of Baywatch, but I hope The Rock doesn’t take the spotlight off of The Hoff, because if there’s one thing I need in my life, it’s more David Hasselhoff.

– Ryan

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