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Matt’s Music Monday – The Beatles

Last nights tribute on CBS was awesome! Got me in ‘The Beatles” mood.

-Matt

PS- My favorite Beatles cover of all time. Dave

 

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Life Lessons From Yoko Ono

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It’s Friday. Let’s get yoked

“@yokoono: In winter the snow protected us, covering our pain. Now I hear ice cracking slowly in my brain.”

– Yoko should probably get this checked out. I’m no doctor, but hearing ice cracking slowly in your brain seems like one of the final stages of psychosis. I hate to disagree with the wise one, but being covered in snow seems like it would do more harm than good. After awhile our organs would shut down and then we would pass away. You have over 4 million followers, Yoko. Get your shit together

“@yokoono: Walk until your body feels like dancing. Then dance. You will find that you no more have difficulty in sleeping at night.”

– All these foolish doctors wasting millions of dollars on insomnia research. All these insomniacs polluting their bodies with pills to help them sleep at night. Should’ve listened to Yoko. Can’t sleep? Step 1: walk until you feel like dancing. Step 2: dance. I guarantee you’ll get the best sleep of your life. But remember, this is a two step process. You can’t just walk until you feel like dancing and stop. You won’t sleep. You may be asking yourself: “self, what if I just start dancing without walking first?” Sorry charlie, get ready for a restless night.

Another week in the books, two more lessons learned from Yoko Ono. Her knowledge is just like the sky: endless.

– Ryan

P.S. With advice like this, she should change her name to Yoko OhNo! right? Right? I need a drink.

The World According To Yoko

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Last Friday we explored the world of Twitter through the eyes of a dangerously insane human being: Yoko Ono. The beautiful thing about crazy people on twitter is that most of them don’t realize how crazy they actually are, so they continue to tweet incoherent nonsense. Yoko’s tweets are too awesome to pass up, so without further ado, welcome back to the world according to Yoko.

@yokoono: Lift your eyes again and look around you, and you will see that the sky doesn’t end just up there, it comes all the way down to the ground!

– hmmm. I feel like what she is trying to describe here is some type of horrible catastrophe. If I ever lift up my eyes and see the sky coming towards the ground I will be shitting my pants while trying to convince myself that its just a bad acid trip.

@yokoono: Wishing is more effective than waving flags. It works. It’s magic. Magic is simple. Magic is real.

I think Yoko has been spending too much time with Gob Bluth. And why are waving flags and magic our only two options? With all the advances in modern technology, I feel like we should have more options to solve world conflicts. Anyone? Bueller?

@yokoono: The earth we walk on is severed into pieces: continents and islands. But the sky is one!

– this one actually makes sense. You can call her crazy, but Yoko knows her geography. I can’t wait to see what kind of tweets shes planning for next week. Until then, stay cool and have a great weekend.

– Ryan

Yoko Ono is Insane

For those of you who don’t know, Yoko Ono is an important historical figure. Is she an 80 year old Japanese woman? Yes, yes she is. But she was also married to John Lennon, fought for world peace and female equality, and when you type her name in google, the first search term that comes up is “yoko ono grapefuit”. Also, she’s insane, and I have the tweets to prove it. It’s Friday, lets explore twitter through the eyes of Yoko Ono.

@yokoono: We are sky people as well as being earthlings. Remember we are all walking in the sky every day as well as on earth.

Are we though? Are we really sky people? Also, calling people “earthlings” doesn’t help the fact that people already think your from another planet. I think two tweets is enough for this week, but I hope Yoko’s inspiration gets you through your Friday. And Yoko, don’t you ever stop tweeting, you crazy son of a bitch.

-Ryan

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