Besides being the best named trilogy of all-time, Sharknado 3 looks and obviously will be all different kinds of insane. Sharks are landing on the Lincoln Memorial, Mark Cuban is strolling out of an elevator with a shotgun and Tara Reid is still alive somehow. Sharknado 3 will be as dumb as the first and second ones, but it’s a guilty pleasure, and everybody needs a guilty pleasure every once in awhile. Oh yeah, ‘The Hoff’ will be in it, too. Give me Sharknado 3 now! ‘Oh Hell No’ premieres on SyFy on July 22nd.
Mark Cuban & Chris Jericho Have Joined The Cast Of ‘Sharknado 3’ As The President & A Roller-Coaster Ride Operator
Sharknado Tres – Mark Cuban and Ann Coulter have joined the growing list of guest stars for the third TV movie in the phenomenon, The Hollywood Reporter has learned.
Launching in July, Sharknado 3 will be set in Washington, D.C., this time and, per Syfy, will “cause mass destruction in the nation’s capital” before it roars down the Eastern Seaboard.
Entrepreneur/Dallas Mavericks owner Cuban of Shark Tank will play the president, while conservative commentator/author Coulter will play the VP.
They join a rapidly growing list of guest stars set to cameo in the third film, including Bo Derek as May, the mother to star Tara Reid‘s April; Jerry Springer, appearing as Mr. White, a manic tourist; ‘N Sync’s Chris Kirkpatrick as a pool lifeguard; and Chris Jericho, who will play Bruce, a roller-coaster ride operator.
I can now rest easy knowing that Sharknado 3 is actually happening, and the confirmed cast is beyond my wildest dreams. Mark Cuban is confirmed as the PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES and former/current professional wrestler Chris Jericho is confirmed as a roller coaster operator. Cuban seems like he got the better deal, but I’m just happy that both of them will be apart of this legendary three-quell. The cameos round out with a sex symbol from three decades ago, an insane talk show host and the most obscure member of N’Sync. To say Sharknado 3 is going to be amazing might be the understatement of the century. I might just stare at my Twitter screen until July so I don’t miss any Sharknado related tweets between now and then.
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I’m going to be honest: I haven’t watched Smackdown in a long, long time. Ever since Raw moved to three hours and NXT became must see, it’s tough to assign three days out of the week to wrestling. Don’t get me wrong, if Smackdown were standing on it’s own as a great show I’d DVR it and watch it every weekend, but for a while now, it’s basically been a watered down version of Raw. With that said, maybe a move back to Thursdays could get Smackdown rolling again. With Raw staying at 3 hours, it’s probably impossible for a brand split since they need to fill so much content on Monday nights, but the biggest problem WWE has been having lately is utilizing it’s entire roster. If they want to keep Cena, Orton, The Authority and company as the main event that’s fine, but why not run with some other guys in the mid card? Have multiple tag teams feuds, and build on other feuds that don’t center around titles like Wyatt/Ambrose and Big Show/Mark Henry. It’s easy to be pessimistic as a wrestling fan, especially in the social media age with every wrestling website being insanely negative, but I hope the move to Thursday night invigorates Smackdown and forces WWE to utilize more of their roster. Only time will tell what the outcome will be.
Kelly Osbourne doing her best flight attendant impression, trying to keep the passengers calm while sharks blow out the engine and eat both of the pilots, when OH MY GOD A FUCKING SHARK comes and takes her head clean off. That’s the danger of Sharknado’s: you never know where or when the sharks are going to come for you. If this GIF doesn’t get the Jim Ross treatment by the end of the day then what’s the point of all of this? By the way, Sharknado 2 was magnificent.
NYD – Sharknado” and its upcoming Big Apple sequel may be a couple of unexpected Syfy hits, but if you ask star Tara Reid, a shark attack on New York is not as far-fetched as it might seem.
“You know, it actually can happen,” Reid, 38, told GQ magazine. “I mean, the chances of it happening are very rare, but it can happen actually.”
Reid admitted that it “would be crazy” for something like that to transpire.
“The chances of it are, like, you know, it’s like probably ‘pigs could fly,'” she told GQ. “Like, I don’t think pigs could fly, but actually sharks could be stuck in tornados. There could be a sharknado.”
Well at least Tara Reid doesn’t think pigs could fly. I guess she’s got that going for her. I don’t want to take the low road and just make stereotypical blonde jokes, so let’s just say she’s an idiot and she also just so happens to have blonde hair. Oh you think it would be crazy if a sharknado happened, Tara? You think it would be crazy if not only did a tornado strike land, but inside that tornado were actual living, breathing sharks? Well I’ll give this one. It would definitely be crazy, on a lot of levels. Thousands of years of scientific research on sharks would be wrong, for one thing. I’ve always been under the impression they can survive in water, but apparently Tara Reid has some other information that allows them to survive in extreme winds. She did survive the first movie, so she must be doing something right. Although if this does ever actually happen, there’s only man I want by my side. A man with a history of dealing with tornados. A man who understands…twisters.
I watched this last night on Conan, and I still don’t know which words I should use to describe it. Beautiful? Engrossing? Magnificent? I want to hate Sharktopus vs. Pteracuda for existing, but I can’t hate anything that Conan O’Brien is apart of. Especially something with such a spectacular death scene.
Every so often something comes along that is beyond words. Sharknado 2 is that thing. You’d think sharks wrapped up in a tornado would be the craziest thing in a movie but NOPE. How about Andy Dick as a cop, or Mark fucking McGrath as the first guy you call on when you have a sharknado? I can’t wait for July 30th.