So pretty much everyone knows by now that Bill Belichick only wears hooded sweatshirts at Patriot’s games. Can’t hate on it, especially when my coach buys khaki pants in bulk at Walmart. With that said, let me direct your attention to exhibit D:
Hooded sweatshirt at the Pro-Am? Come on, Bill. We know you’re not homeless. Splurge and get a sweater or a polo shirt. Peyton has no problem looking dapper and he’s probably the most depressed person in America. While you’re at it, get some looser pants. Nobody wants to see the Belichick bulge.
I knew I wanted this moon man sweatshirt from the moment I laid eyes on it. Beloved shirts is the only website that comes close to the funky fresh designs I like on my sweatshirts. I made a new year’s resolution to wear more hoodless sweatshirts, and along comes Beloved to satisfy my needs. If you like this sweatshirt (how could you not) check out their entire selection at http://belovedshirts.com
I don’t know if it’s because Jon Stewart’s wearing it. I don’t know if it’s because there’s an American flag in the background. I don’t know if it’s because today is the 50th anniversary of JFK’s assassination and I’m feeling emotional. All I know is once I laid my eyes on this sweatshirt I knew it had to be mine. I can’t stop, won’t stop until I find it. And then I’ll wear it every day for the rest of my life. Hit the music.