As far as movie trailers go, it doesn’t get more prestigious than The Marine franchise. What started off as John Cena beating people up in the name of America has now transformed into THE MIZ beating people up in the name of America. Summer Rae is a nice little wrinkle, and I’d watch her pretty much do anything. If she created a new YouTube series where she just ties her shoes for 10 minutes I’d subscribe in a millisecond. I can’t imagine there’s much more to the movie than the 40 seconds we get in this trailer, but if the WWE puts their stamp of approval on a movie, there’s a good shot it’s going to hilariously bad.

– Ryan