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I Hope the Texans Draft Johnny Football at #1

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I don’t really want to know what happens when a bunch of gun-wielding Texans don’t get what they want. Especially when it comes to football. 

-Matt

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Public Service Announcement: Don’t Eat the Subway Pastrami

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Do yourself a favor an NEVER order the pastrami from Subway. I am a person who is never picky about food, so if I can’t finish one of these sandwiches then it is probably uneatable. This is the first time in my life I haven’t finished a sandwich I started. A sad day in paradise.

And just to clear up the above picture: That ISN’T chewed up food. That’s how it looked coming out of the sandwich. “Hot Garbage” should be its name on the menu.

-Matt

Detroit Broke City

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Great! Good for you Detroit. Just barely being eligible for bankruptcy is probably the lowest you can get. But if I know Detroit they will find a way to fuck it up.

-MattyV

Hey thank god for the Tigers though….oh wait…

GO SOX

The Worst Week In Boston Sports History

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What is happening?! This has to go down in the history books as the worst week in Boston sports history.  I’m going to call it “The Beantown Blackout “. SportsCenter, take notice!

And what do Boston fans have to show for all this heartache? Kris Humphries………..GREAT

-MattyV

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