I’m not sure who interviewed Malcolm Brenner about his love affair with a dolphin and thought “hey, I should turn this into a documentary” but apparently it’s happening. My main is question is how is this not animal cruelty? I understand its 2015 and everyone is hyper sensitive about everything but here’s a guy who is admitting on camera that he had sex with a dolphin for 9 months. That is fucked up. I’m not interested in the details of this at all. A human being had sex with a dolphin. Case closed. Lock him and throw away the key.

– Ryan