Valentine’s Day girls will be divided into three types: some will cry, others take a picture of their bouquets, and I’ll eat
— Tanya Pisareva (@Tanya100998) February 14, 2014
This Valentine´s day just remember… Roses are red and violets are blue, but beer costs less tha a dinner for two
— José Pablo Ladrón (@Leidron) February 14, 2014
this is definitely the worst Valentine’s Day ever.
— faith (@faithforsythe9) February 14, 2014
@Harry_Styles happy Valentine’s day Harry love you ♥
— soon kebab (@st_plewska) February 14, 2014
If you’re wishing your “love” a Happy Valentine’s Day on Facebook I’m just going to assume you’re desperate for attention & sleeping alone.
— Heather Saffer (@HeatherCupcakes) February 14, 2014
Fuck Valentine’s day, The Walking Dead returns TONIGHT!!!
— Mrs. Slade (@InProgNito) February 14, 2014
– The Average Nobodies
You have to try 3single dot com. There you talk to amateur grils who look like your neighbor. Have fun
So this is what the sex ad business has come to. Really going out on a limb and hoping my neighbor is a hot girl. Well guess what 3single got com, my neighbors are not hot girls. So if I go on your site, who exactly am I talking to? Is it my neighbor across the street, who are the parents are my best friend? Is it the elderly woman who lives next door? I’m no Casanova, but that shit doesn’t do it for me. Also an important detail in the sexy talk game is spelling girls correctly. I don’t want to talk to amateur grils. I don’t want to talk to professional grils. I will admit the smiley face at the end was a nice touch. Other than that, I’ll probably never use 3single dot com. PROBABLY.
For those unaware, Prince officially joined Twitter a few weeks ago (@3rdeyegirl) and it basically turning the platform on it’s head. The guy legally changed his name to a symbol, so giving him 140 characters of free range is going to be fun to follow. Almost on cue, Prince tweeted out the following concerning his new single Breakfast Can Wait:
— PRINCE 3RDEYEGIRL (@3rdeyegirl) August 16, 2013
Dave Chappelle, dressed as Prince, serving pancakes. Straight out of a Charlie Murphy True Hollywood Story. It really doesn’t get much better than that. Now we can all go purify ourselves in the waters of Lake Minnetonka.
“After Lady Gaga’s new song “Applause” was leaked, Gaga decided to take some action and stroll the streets of Los Angeles in the same makeup featured on the single’s cover art. While not too many people can get away with rainbow face paint (just look at poor Ryan Seacrest) on Lady Gaga, the make-up looks almost… normal. Where is the gigantic egg? Where is the dress made of meat?! Click on to see some of Gaga’s most, well, normal looks.” – Bustle
That’ll show ’em. Lesson here kids: when you wear clown makeup in public all week, we all lose.
P.S. It’s 2013. All that advertising and social media promoting is a major reason your a millionaire. If a song leaks, suck it up.