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Sharknado 2 is Perfectly Summed Up With This Mesmerizing GIF

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Kelly Osbourne doing her best flight attendant impression, trying to keep the passengers calm while sharks blow out the engine and eat both of the pilots, when OH MY GOD A FUCKING SHARK comes and takes her head clean off. That’s the danger of Sharknado’s: you never know where or when the sharks are going to come for you.¬†If this GIF doesn’t get the Jim Ross treatment by the end of the day then what’s the point of all of this? By the way, Sharknado¬†2 was magnificent.

– Ryan

H/T Uproxx

Tara Reid Thinks a Sharknado Can Actually Happen Because Of Course She Does

NYDSharknado” and its upcoming Big Apple sequel may be a couple of unexpected Syfy hits, but if you ask star Tara Reid, a shark attack on New York is not as far-fetched as it might seem.

“You know, it actually can happen,” Reid, 38, told GQ magazine. “I mean, the chances of it happening are very rare, but it can happen actually.”

Reid admitted that it “would be crazy” for something like that to transpire.

“The chances of it are, like, you know, it’s like probably ‘pigs could fly,'” she told GQ. “Like, I don’t think pigs could fly, but actually sharks could be stuck in tornados. There could be a sharknado.”

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Well at least Tara Reid doesn’t think pigs could fly. I guess she’s got that going for her. I don’t want to take the low road and just make stereotypical blonde jokes, so let’s just say she’s an idiot and she also just so happens to have blonde hair. Oh you think it would be crazy if a sharknado happened, Tara? You think it would be crazy if not only did a tornado strike land, but inside that tornado were actual living, breathing sharks? Well I’ll give this one. It would definitely be crazy, on a lot of levels. Thousands of years of scientific research on sharks would be wrong, for one thing. I’ve always been under the impression they can survive in water, but apparently Tara Reid has some other information that allows them to survive in extreme winds. She did survive the first movie, so she must be doing something right. Although if this does ever actually happen, there’s only man I want by my side. A man with a history of dealing with tornados. A man who understands…twisters.

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– Ryan

 

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