I could literally listen to these guys talk all day. Half the time I don’t know what they are talking about, and the other half is me wondering if they know either. My favorite part about these videos are the fact corrections that pop up on screen. Not because it’s hilarious that they are SO wrong on certain things, but because they wanted those put in. Just completely shameless. Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope could have 100 TV shows and I would watch all of them.
If you substitute the hot girls and insane dance party with 10 guys and a lot of warm jager followed by me passing out in the bathroom of the bar then we basically had the same exact 21st birthday. Once again proves my point that me and Selena are soup snakes.
All the fellas here at Average Nobodies currently reside in little ol Rhode Island. Yes it’s a state. No it’s not part of New York. There’s been all types chatter in the ocean state about how Taylor Swift bought a new pad in a hoity toity area of Westerly. It seems like everyone and their brother has spotted her at a Marshall’s or Dunkin or a Kinkos for Christ sakes. Some maniac even swam the narrow river to sneak onto her property. And while I’m jealous I didn’t think of it first, we need to pump the breaks so we don’t screw this up.
We have a legit A list celebrity living here now, we can’t be breaking our necks trying to find her. You gotta play it cool. This could lead to Clooney coming here; we gotta do the right thing and give her some space. Because if Clooney comes and Foges finds out, God help us all.
So Rhode Island, all I ask is we give Ms. Swift some space and this place will be crawling with the likes of Selena Gomez and Kate Upton in no time. Also, I have an insane obsession with Taylor Swift. Couldn’t tell you a thing about her music, but if I ran into her I think I got a shot. Whatever that means.
P.S. there’s little to no chance I don’t find her