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People Walking on Gliders and Giving me a Heart Attack

What is happening. Am I missing something? All these people have death wishes! Jumping from outer space, climbing skyscrapers, jumping without a parachute, and now climbing all around on two gliders?! The human race has a death wish. At any rate, this video is pretty sweet, even though it makes me want to throw up under my desk.


Cam Zink (awesome name) with Your Average 78 Foot Backflip on a Mountain Bike

These Red Bull athletes are insane. Just riding a mountain bike through the desert, doing backflips 80 feet in the air. As a 25 year old who can barely ride a bike, I give these guys a lot of credit, which I think is better than praise coming from their peers. I’m sure all these extreme athletes theoretically blow each other everyday, telling each other how good they are. Praise from the outside world is probably gold to them. Cam Zink deserves my golden praise. Awesome name, awesome trick. By the way who ever did that commentary needs a job hosting something that people watch ASAP.

– Ryan

P.S. Every time I see an extended video of the desert I think of Breaking Bad and a cloud of sadness engulfs me.

I Have A New Worst Nightmare, and it’s Name is The Peregrine Falcon

I hate birds. Let me rephrase that: I’m deathly afraid of birds. It’s a trait I inherited from my mother, who inherited it from her mother before her. To be honest I’m not quite sure why more people don’t fear them. Have you ever seen a hawk up close? No thanks. I’ll be a stay at home dad who makes sure the floor is washed and the clothes are folded. I was enjoying my day off like any other red blooded American does on a Tuesday (watching Maury) until I stumbled upon this gem of a video. I’ve literally never been more afraid of something in my life. Some fun facts about the peregrine falcon: it’s a raptor, or bird of prey, and it’s one of the most widely distributed species of bird in the world, found in every continent except Antarctica. Looks like I’m buying snow shoes and getting the fuck out of here.

– Ryan

P.S. This just proves those Red Bull athletes are the most insane people on Earth. “Hey Jimmy ride your bike down this mountain, oh and I’m gonna let a raptor chase after you and peck your dick off.”

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