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The Pink Ranger Will Always Be My Main Chick

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When Kimberly Hart (Her regular person name is Amy Jo Johnson) popped up on Yahoo.com this morning I had all these feelings come and crash over me like a giant tidal wave. One of my first crushes, Kimmy here, had my heart from the first moment I laid eyes on her in that pink, Power Ranger getup. I haven’t seen her in a while so I wanted to catch up, and since I don’t have her phone number or know where she lives (probably a good thing) I went to my next option, Wikiepedia.

Since Power Rangers ended she has become a successful: actress, singer, songwriter, gymnast, and mother. Talk about your all-time quintuple threat. This girl has got it all, and at 43 what does she look like?

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I’m buying my ticket to Milf City, where Amy Jo Johnson is the mayor.

-MattyV

PS- How much stereotyping went into the black guy on power ranger wearing the black suit?

PSS- You could cut the sexual tension with a knife between these two and it made me furiously jealous.

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*****UPDATE*****

@Flairess85 (on twitter) just reminded me that the Yellow ranger was Asian! Stereotyping at its finest. I miss the good old days when political correctness didn’t exist and I could watch TV shows where high schoolers wore cool costumes and beat up people professionally.

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Kimmy sex tape coming soon. How did I not hear about this sooner!? 

Skydiver Owns Ball Player


I can barely catch a pop fly as it is, the last thing I need is skydivers smashing into me while i’m playing right center. This has to be a planned attack, right? A trained skydiver* is supposed to have perfect control over his landing; no way he hits a guy with all that open real-estate in the outfield . This “skydiver” must have beat up the real skydiver, took his clothes and parachute, and did a rogue jump aiming for this defenseless ball player.  Some kind of James Bond shit if you ask me. I will never look at the skies the same way again while i’m playing softball.

-MattyV

PS – A Trained skydiver* looks like this:
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PSS- I tried finding a picture of Tommy from the Power Rangers Movie with his sky board for this, but Google images let me down…again.

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