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This is pretty spectacular. I’ve never seen Star Wars (sorry in advance), but I’m all for cross brand marketing. I doubt Star Wards needs the publicity from the famed ‘All Nippon Airways’, but who cares. I want Star Wars everything ahead of the movie coming out. Star Wars underwear, Star Wars cars, Star Wars computers, Star Wars toothbrushes. Anything that can be branded with Star Wars should be. While I’ve never seen the movies, the people who have are almost cult like in their adoration for the films, and that’s something I can get behind. The grand finale of these advertisements should be Harrison Ford’s face on the back of every public transportation vehicle in the world. Just don’t let him anywhere near this plane.
H/T USA Today
UFO – “One in ten Americans think ‘space aliens’ were involved in the disappearance if the Malaysian Airlines flight MH370, it was revealed today.
A survey found that nine per cent of the people believe ‘space aliens or beings from another dimension were involved’.
Investigators are still continuing their search for the missing plane and the 239 people on board, which vanished from radars on March 8.”
Well this is a good look for Americans: crazy alien conspiracy theorists. Although I gotta say, if there’s one case on the entire planet that could fit the alien theory, its Malaysian flight 370. With all the technology that exists in this world, how does a giant airplane just go missing for six weeks without any way to trace it? You’re telling me we have the technology that allows cats to talk to spiders but we can’t find a goddamn airplane that steered off course? When “aliens were invovled” is the scenario that makes the most sense, you know you fucked up. I’m not saying I believe aliens did it, but I’m also NOT saying that. Unless we find this plane, the alien theory is going to stand strong.
Source – Operations were returning to normal Friday morning at Terminal 2 at the Minneapolis-St. Paul International Airport after a suspicious package prompted an evacuation shortly after 6 a.m., delaying flights.
A woman with a propane tank in a box aroused the suspicion of TSA agents, who initially refused to let her pass through security and head to her flight at what was once known as the Humphrey Terminal, said airport spokesman Patrick Hogan.
The rebuffed passenger left the 2-by-2-foot box, which had tubes sticking out of the top, at a Tavel Express gift shop, then went back to checkpoint 1 at the south end of the terminal and boarded her plane, Hogan said. But she was soon removed from the plane and questioned by Airport Police, Hogan added.
Once the Bloomington bomb squad determined the tank “was not an explosive device and not intended for that purpose,” business at the terminal was allowed to get back to normal around 8 a.m., Hogan said. He said he did not know whether the tank held any propane.
During the disruption, travelers were not allowed into the terminal to check in or to check their baggage, causing the flight delays. Travelers who already had cleared security and were in gate areas were allowed to remain there and board.
Police were investigating the incident, and Hogan said he was unsure whether the woman was still detained or whether she will be charged.
Airlines using Terminal 2 include: Sun Country, Southwest, AirTran, Spirit and Icelandair.
I’m not really sure what to say here. I was under the impression that everyone understood that you can’t bring propane tanks on planes. I know there’s a long checklist of items that aren’t allowed on aircrafts, but propane tanks have to be close to the top. In what galaxy is it a smart idea to bring a package with tubes sticking out of it into the airport? Also, why wasn’t this woman detained? So no one knows where she is? I don’t know if I feel comfortable knowing a woman who brought a propane tank into the airport is just roaming around. Even if she’s not trying to blow anything up, she’s clearly a moron. That kind of stupidity shouldn’t be free to walk around anywhere. She needs a nice padded cell where she can become best buddies with her invisible friends.
Safe to say the answer is yes. Bold move from Air New Zealand. Nothing like an enormous dragon plane flying at you at 700 miles per hour.
Check out this firefighter just owning that cockpit. Swooping into some guys backyard, stealing his pool water, and dumping that shit all over a nearby forest fire. Every woman in the area, with their eyes on the sky, just had their ovaries blown to smithereens. Operating heavy machinery has to be the biggest turn-on for a woman… HAS TO.
PS- If you call a helicopter a helo, and you’re not in the military, stop.