Researchers at the University of Colorado Boulder found that simply believing you’re doing something positive to get over your ex can influence brain regions associated with emotional regulation and lessen the pain you’re feeling. In other words, remaining open to the possibility that what you’re doing could potentially make you feel better works like a placebo effect.The participants were asked to bring in two photos: one of their ex and one of a close friend. Inside a functional magnetic resonance imaging (fMRI) machine, the heartbroken parties were shown images of their exes and asked to reflect on the breakup.
Then they saw the images of their friend (the control variable).They were also given a jolt of physical pain (a hot stimulus on their left forearm).As these stimuli were alternately repeated, the participants were asked how they felt on a scale of 1 (very bad) to 5 (very good). Meanwhile, the fMRI machine tracked activity in the brain. The machine showed similar areas of the brain lit up during both emotional pain (reminiscing and looking at the ex pic) and physical pain — suggesting that the heartache you feel after a breakup is very real and not just in your head. – Huff Post
Holy Shit! First of all, now science has decided to inflict pain on humans to distinguish heartbreak. Does anybody not find this alarming? Let’s look quick: electronic pain to determine how heartbroken you are?
Ok. Now that we are over the woes of humanity. They also found a solution: Fake it until you make it. Now, I may not technically be a doctor, but some say I may be a doctor of “LOVE”, so I could technically give you some unofficial breakup advice for men by a/the MAN.
You love your girlfriend, you buy her a gift, she breaks up with you. Let’s keep the synopsis’s general and short. Best way to handle this is, according to science, do not attempt to gain her back.
Instead, go to the mall, and tell every girl you see that you need to take a picture of them kissing your cheek to make your ex girlfriend jealous. Two things will happen: You will get a lot of kisses which will make you feel more loved which will slowly decrease the heartbreak (there are reasons why I am considered a Doctah, rather than a Doctor). You will also post them on Facebook and Instagram, and this will bring more females into your life, as well as bring her back.
Whala! Eureka! No one gives break up advice for MEN, so I’m going to do it.
Stay Classy My Friends.