Tom Brady had his day in court yesterday as his never ending battle with the NFL and Roger Goodell over Deflate Gate continues. While everyone is pretty sick of DG at this point, court room sketch artist Jane Rosenberg decided she was going to steal the show yesterday, and steal the show she did. Here is her sketch of Brady during the proceedings:
— The New York Times (@nytimes) August 12, 2015
That is amazing. I honestly picture her in the court room with an oil painting set just having a ball trying to sketch everybody and make them look as sullen and sick as possible. It’s great. Naturally, this led to some amazing meme’s, and since we’re givers here at the Average Nobodies, we collected a few of our favorites for you. Without further ado, the Tom Brady meme extravaganza.
— TODAY (@TODAYshow) August 13, 2015
— Ray Steele (@WIBCRaySteele) August 13, 2015
— Anthony DiMoro (@AnthonyDiMoro) August 13, 2015
— Isaac (@WorldofIsaac) August 12, 2015
— Alix Michaels (@AlixsVoice) August 13, 2015
Tom Brady courtroom sketch is the only meme that matters today. Keep it up, Internet. pic.twitter.com/wcBlcvzmnY
— Patrick Hedlund (@patrickhedlund) August 12, 2015
Here is the next chapter of one of the most iconic vehicles in the world, the Batmobile. Zach Synder tweeted this picture out after some pictures leaked from the set of the Batmobile sitting in a back alley. Though, it didn’t look quite as cool as the picture above. My guess is that this is the way we will be seeing Batman’s super cruiser after all the CGI and color grading, and i’m ok with that.
In honor of this brand new rendition of the Batmobile let’s look back at it’s evolution
Whenever you lose faith in the world/humanity, just remember Bill Murray is out there somewhere eating a soft serve swirlie cone. If that doesn’t lift your spirits then you have no spirit.
Not the brightest idea to phrase the headline like that. The Daily Breeze just had to get tricky with this. Couldn’t of went with “12 Years a Slave Triumphs” or “Emotional Win for Best Picture” or pretty much anything besides “‘Slave’ becomes master”. At least this headline can’t be read by the entire world. Oh wait…
Photo via UPROXX.com
Smart move by Miley. She doesn’t have to change her insane ways in 2014. She just has to hang out with people who make her look normal. Step 1: hang out with the woman who has the worlds largest boobs. Step 2: success.
This kid gets to go into space and now he’s chillin’ with the cup?! First off dude, please get dressed. You’re meeting the Stanley Cup, one of the most prestigious awards (the most prestigious is the WWE title) not going to a damn rock concert! Have some class, there are guys who touched that trophy that could snap you in two…with just their beards! Whats that finger your holding up for? Is that the amount of times you want me to kick your ass? BECAUSE I”M HAPP……wow…ok..i’m sorry. That got a little out of hand. Bieber brings out the worst in me. Give The Cup a good scrub down after he’s done with it. Don’t wanna have that Bieber stink on it.
PS- Is that really a customized Blackhawks jersey in the background? What a piece of trash.