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21 Year Old Jordan Spieth Won The Master’s Yesterday. What Did You Do This Weekend?

I’m at that stage in my life where people who are younger than me are accomplishing these amazing things. Winning the Masters at 21 (second youngest ever) is pretty goddamn impressive, and he dominated from the get go. While a small part of me is happy for him, a much larger part of me is green with jealous rage. Imagine being 21 and playing the Masters, not to mention winning the tour tournament with guys like Tiger and Phil nipping at your heels. Hopefully this is the start of a long, successful career, but the PGA tour has been full of one hit wonders lately, so it’ll be interesting to see how he follows up this impressive performance. Even if we never hear from Spieth again, winning the Masters at 21 is a pretty phenomenal notch in your belt.

– Ryan

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Bill Belichick Has To Own the Most Hooded Sweatshirts in the World

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So pretty much everyone knows by now that Bill Belichick only wears hooded sweatshirts at Patriot’s games. Can’t hate on it, especially when my coach buys khaki pants in bulk at Walmart. With that said, let me direct your attention to exhibit D:

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Hooded sweatshirt at the Pro-Am? Come on, Bill. We know you’re not homeless. Splurge and get a sweater or a polo shirt. Peyton has no problem looking dapper and he’s probably the most depressed person in America. While you’re at it, get some looser pants. Nobody wants to see the Belichick bulge.

– Ryan

John Daly Casually Hitting A Golf Ball Out of Some Guys Mouth in a Parking Lot

John Daly does three things: He eats pizza, he drinks beer, and he hits golf balls really far, sometimes on the golf course, sometimes in a parking lot off a human tee. 110% chance he was drunk too. If you don’t want to party with John Daly and then have him hit a golf ball out of your mouth then you’re not living right.

– Ryan

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