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Insane Instagram Comments: Sofia Vergara

Here’s an Instagram picture Sofia Vergara put out yesterday:

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Party scene NoLa

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Pretty normal picture. She’s obviously enjoying herself in New Orleans and wanted to let everybody know about it. Can’t hate on that. Now look at the last comment in this next picture:


Linda. That’s it. I don’t know who Linda is but she obviously has a fan out there. The only thing I can think of is @nahuelcha has been looking for Linda for a long, long time. Commenting “Linda” on every Facebook, Twitter and Instagram post hoping one Linda will come home. Not a bad strategy I suppose. Another crazy day in the wild world of Instagram.

– Ryan

Add ‘Playing the Tambourine’ to The Enormous List of Things Brad Pitt is Better Than Me At

Take it away, Rod.

– Ryan

Mickey Easterling’s Memorial Service Sounds Like It Was a Real Hoot

SourceFriends and family of Mickey Easterling are saying their final farewells to the well-known New Orleanian.

The philanthropist, socialite and proud Louisiana native passed away last week at the age of 83.

More than a thousand people attended her larger than life memorial service, with Mickey just as she wanted to be remembered… causally sitting on an iron bench, wearing a magnificent hat with a glass of champagne in one hand and a cigarette holder in the other.

“She`s in a Leonardo outfit,” says Sammy Steele who did Mickey’s hair and make-up. “And I actually dressed her tonight for the occasion.”

It`s no secret Mickey loved to be the center of attention.

But she always turned that attention into helping people in need.

“She touched so many different people. She made such a contribution in our city, to arts and the community,” says Steele.

“Mickey is known for throwing some of the most memorable New Orleans party`s.

“One specific one I remember was the one she gave for Lena Horne.

“It’s like something out a department store window in New York. On 5th Ave.,” says Steele referring to how Mickey’s memorial service was planned by her ahead of time, “This is what she requested. She`s sitting in a garden scenery to depict her back yard. This is what she wanted. No stone was left unturned for this memorial.”

“She looks wonderful,” says one bystander. “She looks just like Mickey.”

Mickey is a Graduate of Mt. Carmel Academy.


Well this is horrifying. Nothing like going to a memorial service for someone and having their corpse on display in full decorative garb. I’ve never been to New Orleans but for some reason this doesn’t sound out of the ordinary for people down there. If a thousand people showed up for this memorial service and had a party then it leads me to believe that this is a normal occurence in New Orleans. Maybe it’s just a Northeast thing but I’d feel uneasy being in the same room as the corpse of the person I was there to memorialize. I will admit that Mickey had one hell of an oufit on though. That pink boa is gasoline injected fire. Now I can add a corpse to the list of things that are better dressed than me. Happy Monday indeed.

– Ryan

The WrestleMania 30 Set is OK I Guess

What a glorious set, and it looks HUGE. The cool thing about WrestleMania being at a Superdome is the amount of seats WWE can fit in there. When you have an event like the Superbowl, the field takes up a much bigger space. WWE really only needs the entrance ramp and the ring, allowing for a lot more seats around the ring, which I have to assume is going to make New Orleans rock tomorrow night. Make sure to check back on the blog later on as we’ll be posting our predictions for the big event! And tomorrow night head on over to Twitter (@averagenobodies) as we’ll be live tweeting WrestleMania 30!

– Ryan


WrestleMania 30 is This Sunday You Guys

I was going to title this post “WrestleMania XXX is this Sunday” but I had a feeling it would attract the wrong crowd. Either way, it’s a big YES. The card is stacked, and of course we can’t help but snoop on the spoiler sites and read all the HUGE names that are in town for a possible appearance. If you love wrestling and will be watching Sunday, jump on over to Twitter and follow us @averagenobodies. We’ll be drinking a lot of Steveweisers and tweeting along with all the action. Have a great weekend everybody.

– The Average Nobodies

P.S. We were at the Raw in the GIF above. No big deal.

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