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Niykee Heaton Owns Instagram & We’re All Just Happy Witnesses
Niykee Heaton rules the world. We all knew that. But her latest round of photos with her friend LP almost defy gravity. Not in the way astronauts do it, but in the way a gorgeous girl just takes over the social media universe. I sincerely hope Niykee Heaton becomes the biggest thing in the world solely because I’ve followed her (not stalked) since day one.
– Ryan
Niykee Heaton Did A Photo Shoot Interview With Complex Magazine And It’s OK I Guess
Niykee Heaton is taking over the world, that much we knew. Her Instagram, Twitter and Snap Chat game are all top notch, and it probably doesn’t hurt that she’s easy on the eyes. Her latest photo spread is with Complex Magazine, and it should come with a fire extinguisher because it’s on goddamn fire. We’ve featured Niykee on Insane Instagram Comments multiple times here before, because every time she puts up a good looking picture the maniacs come out in droves. I have a sneaky suspicion this Complex article is going to get a lot of clicks. It’s actually a good read and pretty funny, especially the part about all the dick pics guy’s send her. You can view the full article here. Niykee Heaton might turn April Fools Day into April Thank The Good Lord For Niykee Heaton Day.
– Ryan
Insane Instagram Comments – Niykee Heaton & Defending Men in Overalls Everywhere
Always nice to hear from the comment section of Niykee Heaton’s Instagram. This post has nothing to do with Niykee Heaton, though, as I actually put this picture up to call out trepac, and his opinion on guys in overalls. What’s wrong with guys in overalls, trepac? Guys in overalls founded this country. My great grandfather wore overalls just like his great grand daddy before him. If it wasn’t for guys in overalls, you wouldn’t have the right to make a comment like this on social media. To say I’m furious is an understatement, and I know Matt agrees with me. If trepac has a problem with guys in overalls, then he has a problem with us, and that’s a problem you do not want to have. This is probably the most insane Instagram comment I’ve seen so far, and that’s saying something. Let the men in overalls be!
– Ryan
Insane Instagram Comments: Niykee Heaton, The Champion
Its safe to say Niykee Heaton’s Instagram is one of the best Instagram’s in the history of the world. But with wonderful pictures of her half naked come with some disturbing comments. We’ve featured her on Insane Instagram Comments before, and it shouldn’t come as a surprise that she’s back here again. This time, we’re bringing fruit into the mix, and unfortunately it’s a fruit I really enjoy. Strawberries are delicious. I just want to get that fact out of the way. But now I will always associate strawberries with @adamsmith252 and his peculiar fetish of eating said strawberries out of Niykee Heaton’s bumhole. My favorite part (I don’t know if favorite is the right word) is that he ends it with a pretty nice compliment. Couldn’t he have just said “so fit” and ended the comment there? No he could not, because that’s not how the crazy Instagram comment game works.
– Ryan
Insane Instagram Comments: Niykee Heatons Belly Button is Having Itself A Day
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When I first saw this I expected @fonglyfe to be the topic of this insane Instagram post. Are these girls hot? Yes, yes they are. Did I need to know that his “hornyness is of the charts my God”? No, no I did not. I can honestly say I could go the rest of my life without knowing that and I’d be perfectly fine. But then @naslowik20 comes in and just tramples the previous comments like a human bulldozer. If you’re looking at that picture and the first thing that comes to mind is “I really should comment about how much I like their belly buttons” then I’m afraid there is no hope for you. You are just too far gone. Thanks for making me feel better about myself, Instagram commenters.
– Ryan
Insane Instagram Comments – @NiykeeHeaton
Mar 7
Posted by ryanfoges
Oh no. For woman like Niykee Heaton, social media must be an awful place. She’s undoubtedly beautiful and talented, and has a plethora of wonderful photos all over Instagram. But she must know that every time she puts up a picture, comments are going to come flooding in like a river full of shit. Case in point – Niykee posts a picture of herself in a shirt with a quote on it and beezeyf decides that NOW is a good time let her know that he would spit on her. Not that he’s going to spit on her. Just needed to let her know that she is spitting material. Now I know we live in a demented society, but I can’t imagine this pick up line has ever worked. It’s just such an aggressive stance. Long gone are the days of ‘I’d like to take you out for a nice soda’. Now we’re jumping straight to being spit on.
-Ryan
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