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Niykee Heaton Owns Instagram & We’re All Just Happy Witnesses

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Niykee Heaton rules the world. We all knew that. But her latest round of photos with her friend LP almost defy gravity. Not in the way astronauts do it, but in the way a gorgeous girl just takes over the social media universe. I sincerely hope Niykee Heaton becomes the biggest thing in the world solely because I’ve followed her (not stalked) since day one.

– Ryan

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Insane Instagram Comments – Niykee Heaton & Defending Men in Overalls Everywhere

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Always nice to hear from the comment section of Niykee Heaton’s Instagram. This post has nothing to do with Niykee Heaton, though, as I actually put this picture up to call out trepac, and his opinion on guys in overalls. What’s wrong with guys in overalls, trepac? Guys in overalls founded this country. My great grandfather wore overalls just like his great grand daddy before him. If it wasn’t for guys in overalls, you wouldn’t have the right to make a comment like this on social media. To say I’m furious is an understatement, and I know Matt agrees with me. If trepac has a problem with guys in overalls, then he has a problem with us, and that’s a problem you do not want to have. This is probably the most insane Instagram comment I’ve seen so far, and that’s saying something. Let the men in overalls be!

– Ryan

Insane Instagram Comments: Niykee Heaton, The Champion

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Its safe to say Niykee Heaton’s Instagram is one of the best Instagram’s in the history of the world. But with wonderful pictures of her half naked come with some disturbing comments. We’ve featured her on Insane Instagram Comments before, and it shouldn’t come as a surprise that she’s back here again. This time, we’re bringing fruit into the mix, and unfortunately it’s a fruit I really enjoy. Strawberries are delicious. I just want to get that fact out of the way. But now I will always associate strawberries with @adamsmith252 and his peculiar fetish of eating said strawberries out of Niykee Heaton’s bumhole. My favorite part (I don’t know if favorite is the right word) is that he ends it with a pretty nice compliment. Couldn’t he have just said “so fit” and ended the comment there? No he could not, because that’s not how the crazy Instagram comment game works.

– Ryan

Insane Instagram Comments: Niykee Heatons Belly Button is Having Itself A Day

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When I first saw this I expected @fonglyfe to be the topic of this insane Instagram post. Are these girls hot? Yes, yes they are. Did I need to know that his “hornyness is of the charts my God”? No, no I did not. I can honestly say I could go the rest of my life without knowing that and I’d be perfectly fine. But then @naslowik20 comes in and just tramples the previous comments like a human bulldozer. If you’re looking at that picture and the first thing that comes to mind is “I really should comment about how much I like their belly buttons” then I’m afraid there is no hope for you. You are just too far gone. Thanks for making me feel better about myself, Instagram commenters.

– Ryan

Insane Instagram Comments: Poor Niykee Heaton

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If I were Niykee Heaton I wouldn’t be able to sleep for weeks. Months maybe. Just a disturbing comment, especially since he felt the need to make two separate comments basically saying the same thing. Did he not think we understood what he meant when he said he wouldn’t pull out? Seems pretty self explanatory. Just no need to go one step further and just spell it out for us. The comment section of Niykee Heaton’s Instagram is a cold, dark place. My state of mind is worse for having seen these comments.

– Ryan

*Update* – Niykee Heaton’s Instagram is Still Insane

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Use a plate, you filthy animal.

– Ryan

Insane Instagram Comments: Come on Down, Niykee Heaton

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For those that don’t know, Niykee Heaton is an up and coming singer. She also happens to be one of the hottest girls these eyes have ever seen. Any good looking semi famous girl is going to get her share of insane Instagram comments, and my only hope is to catch some of these people in the act. Well I got ya, _princessallison_! I don’t know if this is an admission of cannibalism on princesses part or if she just really likes Niykee’s butt (can’t blame her there) but either way it’s a little odd. My favorite part about the comment is how casual it all seems. Just straight to the point, I would like some of your butt, please and thank you. The only thing better than following beautiful women on Instagram is catching an insane comment every once in awhile. Girl gimme that butt.

– Ryan

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