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The Smartest Kid In The World Only Stops Crying When He’s Nestled In Nikki Minaj’s Boobs

A+ effort here. It’s a ballsy move that pays off and you can see it all in this kids’ face. He’s balling his eyes out and whispers something to Nicki Minaj, so she gently lays his head in her boobs and that frown turns upside in a goddamn millisecond. That’s the beauty of little kids. If I go onstage and start crying and ask for that I’m a weirdo. But this little kid does it and he’s the man. It’s not fair, but I respect the hell out of it. Nikki Minaj’s cleavage seems like a wonderful place to be.

– Ryan

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