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Dale Hansen Just Mic Dropped the Entire World
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Olc5C4SXAYM&feature=youtube_gdata_player
World, Dale Hansen; Dale Hansen, world. This is as good a two minute take on any subject as you’ll ever see. And Dale Hansen couldn’t be more right. If NFL teams are so worried about the “controversy” a gay man will bring maybe they should stop drafting every version of an asshole the world ever created. Suck it, NFL.
– Ryan
Thanks to Timmy for the tip.
The Nobodies Sing The National Anthem
Marvin Gaye. Whitney Houston. Queen Latifah. Entertainment stars singing the national anthem at big time sporting events is a tradition that is as old as time itself. While performing the anthem at the Superbowl or World Series is a huge honor, we feel that the ultimate pat on the back would be singing it for your home country during the Olympics. The Olympic’s may be in Russia this year, but there’s no such thing as being over prepared. When they come back to America, remember this day. For this is the day the Average Nobodies stole the hearts of Americans everywhere. Hit the music!
Bill Belichick Has To Own the Most Hooded Sweatshirts in the World
So pretty much everyone knows by now that Bill Belichick only wears hooded sweatshirts at Patriot’s games. Can’t hate on it, especially when my coach buys khaki pants in bulk at Walmart. With that said, let me direct your attention to exhibit D:
Hooded sweatshirt at the Pro-Am? Come on, Bill. We know you’re not homeless. Splurge and get a sweater or a polo shirt. Peyton has no problem looking dapper and he’s probably the most depressed person in America. While you’re at it, get some looser pants. Nobody wants to see the Belichick bulge.
– Ryan
Can We Just Leave Beast Mode Alone?
Clearly the guy doesn’t enjoy talking with the media, can we just leave it alone? I think it is totally ridiculous that there are provisions written into NFL contracts that force players to speak with the media under penalty of fine. These are professional athletes we are talking about! First off, most of them sound like idiots because guess what? They weren’t studying Shakespeare in college! Secondly, the ones you do hear from, and that can speak well, will speak to the media. They will do this with or without a rule in their contract. Is it really necessary to put a guy like Lynch on blast for doing the bare minimum at media day?
-Matt
PS- Deion, would you have liked to be harassed like this if you didn’t want to speak with media back when you played? HELL NO. Beast mode is clearly hiding from you and everyone else. Feed him some Skittles and move on!
5 Days and Counting Until The Greatest Sporting Event of the Year
You know it’s on when the mascots are getting involved! The Monday after the Super Bowl should be a holiday. I will take the sentiment to my grave.
-Matt
PS- Apparently people in the UK aren’t as excited as I am
I Hope the Texans Draft Johnny Football at #1
I don’t really want to know what happens when a bunch of gun-wielding Texans don’t get what they want. Especially when it comes to football.
-Matt
Big Ben Had a Blast at The Royal Rumble Last Night
Shifty eyes Ben, they call him. Total “heel” face right here. That clowns days are numbered if Big Ben finds out he photo bombed him.
Get this guy in the ring. I bet Big Ben could manhandle some of the WWE Superstars.
Oh god. He’s hammered. Someone please follow him into the bathroom.
-Matt
