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Ok, I Officially Hate Aaron Rodgers
Back off my woman, Rodgers! If that is your real name. How dare you think you can just walk up and sweep Olivia Munn off her feet. I have no idea what she sees in you…ok, maybe I do, but that doesn’t change the facts: You date Olivia Munn = I hate your stinking guts. I hope you enjoyed being drafted onto my fantasy team last year., because that is the last time I use you for trade bate! That’s right, I was FAKING IT!
Eat it, Rodgers.
-Matt
The Iron Sheik Responds to Vince Young Getting Cut from the Browns, Michael Sam Getting Drafted
The Johnny Football tell the Vince Young to Johnny GO FUCK YOURSELF GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE CLEVELAND
— The Iron Sheik (@the_ironsheik) May 12, 2014
First, let me say that I am LOVING the Sheik’s new Twitter pic. Just absolutely screams “i’m a psycho, don’t fuck with me”. Secondly, I don’t know where Sheik is getting his facts but I highly doubt that is what Johnny Football said to Vince Young his first day in the NFL. I think Sheik is wrong, however, I would never tell him this because I am afraid he might hunt me down and put me in the camel clutch…actually, I might just delete this post.
The Michael Sam professional athlete. I don’t give a fuck if he the gay or the real. I respect him for he play with the heart
— The Iron Sheik (@the_ironsheik) May 12, 2014
Just when you think old Sheiky Baby is only out for blood in his tweets he goes and backs Michael Sam. Michael Sam, for those of you who don’t know and live under rocks, is the first openly gay NFL athlete. Sheik approves, so that means you have to approve too, or else you end up like Marshall Henderson, next up on the Sheik’s hit list. Don’t be Marshall Henderson
Marshall Henderson you watch your fucking dumb jabroni mouth before i beat the fuck out of you and your father. Respect the Michael Sam
— The Iron Sheik (@the_ironsheik) May 12, 2014
-Matt
Kanye West Seems Like The Type of Guy Who Would Pick Bill Nye in the NFL Draft
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A Homeless Man Told Browns Owner Jimmy Haslam to Draft Johnny Manziel So Of Course He Listened to Him
22th Pick – After an agonizing two-hour, 45-minute wait in the green room, Johnny Manziel is now a Cleveland Brown. And apparently he’s got a homeless guy to thank for his new gig.
Manziel’s fall through the ranks was one of the early stories of the draft, and once he was picked, ESPN cut to Sal Paolantonio in Cleveland with one heck of a strange story. According to Paolantonio, Browns owner Jimmy Haslam received guidance from an unlikely source.
“Here in Cleveland, everywhere I go, people know me,” Haslam told Paolantonio. “I was out to dinner recently. A homeless person was out on the street. He looked up at me and said, ‘Draft Manziel.'”
And that’s all it took, apparently, to convince Haslam that Browns fans wanted Manziel. Cleveland!
Suddenly the decision making skills of the Browns franchise over the years makes a lot more sense. I’m not saying homeless people aren’t great evaluators of talent, but I’d probably go a diffrent route if I owned a multi million dollar franchise. Maybe ex coaches or players? Or any of the scouts you pay to evaluate talent. The crazy part of this story is not the homeless guy telling Jimmy Haslam to draft Manziel. Johnny Football is the man, and I guarantee in a few years he’ll be a great quarterback. The crazy part of this story is that Haslam made it seem like a homeless guy convinced him to draft Manziel. Forget about the combine and the game footage; all Jim Haslam needs is the advice of a sage homeless man. All I can picture now is Jim Haslam scowering the streets of Cleveland on the eve of every draft night looking for that one man or woman who’s going to give him his picks. Only in Cleveland.
– Ryan
MJD Joins The Oakland Raiders in What I’m Calling “The Most Jaguar Move in History”
Apparently things have gotten so bad in MJD’s life that he felt the need to further bury his career by signing with Oakland. A 3-year deal with the Raiders? He might as well have signed his retirement form, if that is even a thing, if it isn’t then it’s like if he signed something like it. I don’t know, I’m not a scientist. Can’t blame the guy though. The “Jaguar way” has poisoned his mind. He is completely incapable of making a decision that will better his situation. The only player to ever escape Jacksonville’s grasp was Blaine Gabbert. He made it all the way west and is in a better place now. Maurice, I award you no points and may Al Davis have mercy on your soul.
-Matt
MIke Williams is a Bad Man, Very Bad Man
In case you haven’t seen it, the Buccaneers star wide-out, Mike Williams, was stabbed in the leg…BY HIS BROTHER.
The Seahawks Signed Jared Allen……
Why Tampa? Why?! You make all these signs but not Allen? That’s right because we don’t need sacks. Who needs sacks? I sure as hell don’t need sacks.
Ain’t no Party Like a Jim Irsay Party
Irsay was arrested late Sunday night for driving while intoxicated and possession of a controlled substance. The 54-year-old owner could be disciplined by NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell under the league’s personal conduct policy. –NY Daily News
Jim, Jim, Jim…you party ANIMAL. Look at you go, just not giving a fuck about the law. I mean what do you have be responsible for? Just an NFL team? That’s no biggie. Keep being you and leave Andrew Luck to play the moral role model of your organization.
-Matt
PS- He claims to be clean and sober for 15 years.
Taken after the Super Bowl win in 06. Sober as a bird.
