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Hangover Fantasy Football Sports Talk – Week 3 Round and Week 4 Preview
We’re still out of shape, and we’re still giving fantasy football advice. Anyone who took the Geno Smith advice for this past Monday, we sincerely apologize. We talk our week 3 studs and duds, and who’s going to shine in week 4. Enjoy!
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– Average Nobodies
South Park Season 18 Starts Wednesday, & They’re Taking On the Redskin’s Controversy
No show satires current events better than South Park, so it’s no surprise that they’ve decided to focus their attention on the Washington Redskin’s team name scandal. The clip is short, but it shows me enough: Cartman has started a business (and has a sweet new haircut) called the Washington Redskins, and current owner of the Washington Redskins Dan Snyder is not happy about it. You had me at Cartman. South Park season 18 (!) premieres Wednesday at 10pm.
– Ryan
Miss the Game Last Night? This Picture Pretty Much Sums It Up
Not Tampa Bay’ finest moment. They got trounced by their division rival and lost their starting quarterback, although the latter might not be such a bad thing. I can’t imagine a worse feeling than proudly wearing your teams colors in enemy territory only to have all your hopes and dreams shit on after the first quarter. “Its a Bucs Life” might now be the most depressing slogan of all time. If you’re looking for Matt, he’s skipping rocks at the nearest quarry.
– Ryan
Twitter News Weekly – Dancing With The Stars & Fantasy Football
Have you ever wanted to see Ryan do the Carlton Bank dance? You’re going to wish you said no that question. Remember to subscribe to our YouTube page – http://www.youtube.com/theaveragenobodies.
– The Average Nobodies
Hangover Fantasy Football Sports Talk – Episode 4
Fantasy (and real) football is now in full swing. After two weeks, how is your team doing? If it’s too emotional scarring to answer, just know you’re not alone. We go over our studs from week 2, some top waiver wire pickups, and who we think is going to excel in week 3. We also call out our friend who did a little too much tinkering when trying to figure out who to start at quarterback. Don’t sit the Cutlet! Enjoy, and as always, any fantasy football/life questions, send us a tweet @averagenobodies or comment on this post.
– The Average Nobodies
Tonight we Release Installment 3 of our Fantasy Football Podcast, But until then Enjoy Last Weeks Episode
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Fantasy Alert: Josh Gordon’s Suspension Expected To Be Reduced to 8 Games
When a new drug policy is approved as early as this afternoon, Josh Gordon’s suspension expected to be reduced to 8 games, per source.
— Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) September 12, 2014
Well, well, well, how the turned tables…Big time news for Josh Gordon, and about time the NFL had a realistic suspension for marijuana cases. As far as fantasy is concerned, there’s no downside to picking up Gordon if you haven’t already. He was the best fantasy wide receiver for the last four or five games last year, and chances are you already have a number one wide receiver on your team, so he’d complement who you already have. Pick him up, roll a joint, and watch the points flow in.
– Ryan
Mean Tweets: NFL Edition
Mean Tweets is back on Jimmy Kimmel Live and this time the targets of these horrible tweets are NFL players. These people sending tweets better hope they can’t find where you live, becausee i’m pretty confident that Clay Matthews could rip a human in half.
-Matt
