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Greatest Movie Theater in the World Will Be Screening Every Episode of Game of Thrones Starting January 6th

Source – “Game of Thrones” fans better plan a trip to New Mexico!

The Jean Cocteau Cinema in Santa Fe will be screening every episode of the epic HBO fantasy series from Jan.6-Mar. 24.

Not only will fans be able to watch the episodes on a giant theatre screen, the screenings will also be free!

Every week 2 or 3 episodes will be shown along with door prizes, appearances by author George R.R. Martin (he owns the theatre, by the way) and there will even be special Skype appearances from some of the cast members.

Sounds like a great way to brush up on ‘Thrones’ before it returns for its fourth season this Spring!

For more information head on over to the theatre’s website here, and look below for a schedule of the screenings:

Monday, January 6: Season One, Episodes 1-3

Monday, January 13: Season One, Episodes 4-5

Monday, January 20: Season One, Episodes 6-8

Monday, January 27: Season One, Episodes 9-10

Monday, February 3: Season Two, Episodes 1-3

Wednesday, February 12: Season Two, Episodes 4-5

Wednesday, February 19: Season Two, Episodes 6-8

Friday, February 28: Season Two, Episodes 9-10

Monday, March 3: Season Three, Episodes 1-3

Monday, March 10: Season Three, Episodes 4-5

Monday, March 17: Season Three, Episodes 6-8

Monday, March 24: Season Three, Episodes 9-10

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I have this sudden urge to move to Santa Fe. I don’t know why, but I’m assuming it has something to do with the Jean Cocteau cinema being the greatest movie theater in the history of the world. Automatically goes down as one of the greatest marketing strategies in world history. I get to watch Game of Thrones with George R.R. Martin!? What a phenomenal idea. Their is literally nothing I’d rather do than binge watch a great TV show. If I had to choose between food and water or binge watching GOT I’d probably die of starvation and dehydration. I’d consider making the trip just to see Daenerys’s boobs on the big screen. Medieval smoke show.

– Ryan

Irony: A Man Named Noel Hates Christmas

Source — A man named Noel, who climbed the city’s public Christmas tree Wednesday, was arrested after yelling incoherently and attempting to unfurl a banner.

Noel Delgado, 42, of New Haven, was charged with misdemeanor breach of peace after police talked him out of the tree.

Lt. Jeff Hoffman of the New Haven Police said Delgado was found climbing the tree shortly before noon ET.

“He was yelling kind of indecipherably about causes, but none of it really connected,” Hoffman said.

Delgado had two banners with him, but the words on them weren’t visible because they had become tangled in the tree.

Police cut power to tree lights and kept people away as the incident played out. The tree, which sits near the center of the Green, had its nearly 30,000 LED lights lit on Dec. 5.

Delgado decided to make his way down the tree around 12:30 p.m., and police drove him from the snowy Green in a police cruiser. Delgado continued to yell as he was led away.

Delgado refused medical treatment, Hoffman said. According to court records, Delgado has a criminal history of minor arrests, and a felony charge of conspiracy to possess and sell drugs stemming from an April 2010 arrest.

So much for the first Noel, eh? I actually know exactly what happened here. His whole life, Noel was told how much he has to love Christmas. His parents were probably Christmas freaks who competed against everyone else on the street for the best decorated house. As a child, his parents would play ‘The First Noel’ over and over until the lyrics were ingrained in his brain. Then one day, on a chilly December morning such as this, Noel met someone. As they got to know each other through conversation, the women made a ‘first Noel’ joke, That’s when Noel snapped, and he’s never been the same since. Climbing Christmas trees and screaming incoherently until someone puts a stop to the insanity that is ‘The First Noel’. I wish I could say this is the last we’ll hear from Noel. But I have a feeling this is just the beginning.

– Ryan

A Rhode Islanders Guide to Santacon in New York

I went to New York to celebrate Santacon for the second year in a row this year, and it was just as much fun the second time. Now that I’m a wile veteran of the Santacon scene, I put together a how-to guide for all the future Santaconners/alcoholics out there.

1. Local Hospitality

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(May or may not be where I stayed)

If you’re not from New York, stay with someone who is. This is the most important step in a successful Santacon. If you stay in a hotel and think you can navigate Santacon without a resident New Yorker, you’re in for an interesting day. Navigating in unfamiliar territory isn’t that much fun when you’re 15 beers deep. Luckily, I had two Santacon pro’s to help me out (thanks Jess and Justine)

2. Eat Breakfast

No superheroes are needed on Santacon Saturday. If you start day drinking on an empty stomach it won’t end well for anyone involved. May I suggest a bagel sandwich of some sort.

3. Get Out There Early

The New Yorkers who celebrate Santacon take it very seriously, so if you wanna get a good spot at a good bar, you better get your ass out there early. Ideally, you should be at the bar by 1130am. Make sure your drinking shoes are on, too. You’re in for a beer filled day.

4. Get in the Spirit

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There’s nothing worse than someone who does Santacon in normal clothes. Everyone, and I mean everyone, dresses as Santa. So I decided to go with the classic Christmas sweater, Santa hat/beard combo. Beware of drunk girls if you wear the fake beard. I got called an imposter by some scholar who thought my beard was real.

5. Drinking All Day and Visiting Rockefeller Center at Night in the Show is Actually Awesome

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You owe it to yourself to visit New York at Christmastime. And if you can day drink while dressed as Santa at the same time, well that’s always a fun bonus. See ya next year NYC. Stay classy.

I Hate the Seahawks But This ‘Ravishing’ Rick Rude Tribute is Glorious

Solid moves, Michael Bennett. Although sacking Eli Manning isn’t much of an accomplishment these days.

– Ryan

– via @SBNATION

Burton Debuts 2014 Team USA Snowboarding Gear

BURTON SNOWBOARDS UNIFORM ROUNDUP

 

If we don’t win every gold medal at the winter games then the fix HAS to be in. How could we lose wearing these threads? Makes our already impressive snowboarding team way better. Don’t think a jersey change makes you better?

How about when the Ducks whip out there OG jerseys and kick some ass.

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-Matt

I Wonder if Air New Zealand is Excited For the New ‘Hobbit’ Movie?

In this photo taken on Friday, Nov. 29, 2013, released by Air New Zealand, an image of the dragon Smaug from Peter Jackson's Hobbit trilogy, is shown on the side of an Air New Zealand plane in Auckland, New Zealand. The image was unveiled to celebrate the premiere of "The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug," which screens Monday in Los Angeles. (AP Photo/Air New Zealand)

In this photo released by Air New Zealand, Air New Zealand crew members Maxence Cherri, left, Priyanka Girish, right, and captain David Morgan, center, stand in front of a plane with an image of the dragon Smaug from Peter Jackson's Hobbit trilogy, on Monday, Dec. 2, 2013, in Auckland, New Zealand. The image was unveiled to celebrate the premiere of "The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug," which screens Monday in Los Angeles. (AP Photo/Air New Zealand)

Safe to say the answer is yes. Bold move from Air New Zealand. Nothing like an enormous dragon plane flying at you at 700 miles per hour.

– Ryan

(Credit: Yahoo)

Rate Riff Raff’s New Music Video, Raiders vs. Hawks

Once again, I am speechless. This guy is on a while other level when it comes to music videos. Yeah, Kanye’s videos might be weird, but Riff Raff’s videos are the things Kanye’s videos has insane dreams about…if that makes any sense.

-MattyV

New T – Bill Paxton Discovered The Titanic

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The Average Nobodies, giving credit where credit is due. Click the shirt for more information and to get your own!

-The Average Nobodies